Realtimer

A person who intentionally watches TV shows (and commercials) without the use of a DVR, usually for the purpose of self-aggrandizement by spoiling the plot for everyone else.

Realtimer: Dude, did you see the new Lost last night?
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...

Realtimer by Urban Source March 13, 2009

realmercial 

a word coined by hbomberguy, referring to the free advertising and publicity gotten from things like boycotts or controversies.

It's more than a commercial. It's a realmercial. That's my word, I just coined it. Attribute it to me! Put it in the dictionary!

- hbomberguy, "WOKE BRANDS", 2019

realmercial by カラノ October 18, 2020

Reclaimer 

An almighty being, usually extremely good at everything they do.

That guy is such a reclaimer!

Reclaimer by Reclaimer122 July 25, 2007

relimerence 

The feeling of strong, (unhealthy) unrequited love. People in a state of Relimerence will tend to do extreme mental gymnastics to believe that the other person is in love with them. If you know someone in Relimerence, support them emotionally but make sure to keep letting them know that their "love" does not feel the same about them, ideally this would result in them leaving Relimerence.

"Don't spend your money on a broken jar of honey
Man, it's sweet, but it sure won't last you long
And you'll be complacent when you find a love that's patient
Don't you weep when the night finds you alone

But God, she kills me sure
That sweet relimerence"

relimerence by GrungusBungus April 7, 2022

Realtime shitposting 

Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.

There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.

Realtime shitposting by Sidney's natural resources August 25, 2019

realiher 

Wanting to be or do something that you're really passionate about, but you don't have the skills or talent to do it.

Carlos: I want to be a professional dancer but I have been to many academies and I still don't have rhythm. I'm such a realiher.

realiher by Dn_Vn28-11 May 2, 2019

Realtime Shock 

A term used to define the when there is no suspense built up to a scare in a movie or television show. Usually the shock comes out of nowhere or when the suspense has built up and faded.
Used in conjunction with the word value. As in "Realtime Shock Value"

"The realtime shock value in that film was amazing!"

Realtime Shock by Ultiman123 January 9, 2009