craneflag
craneflag by Matthew Bischoff October 18, 2008
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Craneflying
The act of sneaking up on an unexpecting sleeping person, of any sex, whose mouth is open whilst they sleep; and proceeding to slowly dangle ones penis into said sleeping persons mouth.
For a 'cranefly' operation to be successful the victim must not wake and the alton towers theme tune must be playing throughout.
For a 'cranefly' operation to be successful the victim must not wake and the alton towers theme tune must be playing throughout.
Jazeem wanted some fun. He was listening to the Alton Towers theme tune so decided to go craneflying.
Tom was sleeping soundly when Jazeem snuck into his room on all fours, shuffled over Tom's sleeping form and lowered his erect jewels into Toms dribling open mouth. Jazeem enjoyed this for some time until sneaking back out into the night.
Tom woke up with a mouth like a stale bukaki pot.
Tom was sleeping soundly when Jazeem snuck into his room on all fours, shuffled over Tom's sleeping form and lowered his erect jewels into Toms dribling open mouth. Jazeem enjoyed this for some time until sneaking back out into the night.
Tom woke up with a mouth like a stale bukaki pot.
Craneflying by Dan Patten October 18, 2006
craneface
haxxor: dude that is a pretty sweet craneface
noob: yeah, but i DID invent the thing where its right eye is a triangle
haxxor: DUDE no you didnt!
noob: whatever, i did do it. i was like "omg the eye should totally be a triangle" and you were like "yeah youare right"
haxxor: whatever
noob: wanna play halo?
haxxor: only if you stop running me over with the banshee
noob: no shees, ok?
noob: yeah, but i DID invent the thing where its right eye is a triangle
haxxor: DUDE no you didnt!
noob: whatever, i did do it. i was like "omg the eye should totally be a triangle" and you were like "yeah youare right"
haxxor: whatever
noob: wanna play halo?
haxxor: only if you stop running me over with the banshee
noob: no shees, ok?
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.