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craneflag by Matthew Bischoff October 18, 2008
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Craneflying
The act of sneaking up on an unexpecting sleeping person, of any sex, whose mouth is open whilst they sleep; and proceeding to slowly dangle ones penis into said sleeping persons mouth.
For a 'cranefly' operation to be successful the victim must not wake and the alton towers theme tune must be playing throughout.
For a 'cranefly' operation to be successful the victim must not wake and the alton towers theme tune must be playing throughout.
Jazeem wanted some fun. He was listening to the Alton Towers theme tune so decided to go craneflying.
Tom was sleeping soundly when Jazeem snuck into his room on all fours, shuffled over Tom's sleeping form and lowered his erect jewels into Toms dribling open mouth. Jazeem enjoyed this for some time until sneaking back out into the night.
Tom woke up with a mouth like a stale bukaki pot.
Tom was sleeping soundly when Jazeem snuck into his room on all fours, shuffled over Tom's sleeping form and lowered his erect jewels into Toms dribling open mouth. Jazeem enjoyed this for some time until sneaking back out into the night.
Tom woke up with a mouth like a stale bukaki pot.
Craneflying by Dan Patten October 18, 2006
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craneflag • Cranefly • Canoflage • craneface • Craneflying • crapelago • Crane-claw • Crane Fatty • Cranie Flat • crone flakes
craneface
haxxor: dude that is a pretty sweet craneface
noob: yeah, but i DID invent the thing where its right eye is a triangle
haxxor: DUDE no you didnt!
noob: whatever, i did do it. i was like "omg the eye should totally be a triangle" and you were like "yeah youare right"
haxxor: whatever
noob: wanna play halo?
haxxor: only if you stop running me over with the banshee
noob: no shees, ok?
noob: yeah, but i DID invent the thing where its right eye is a triangle
haxxor: DUDE no you didnt!
noob: whatever, i did do it. i was like "omg the eye should totally be a triangle" and you were like "yeah youare right"
haxxor: whatever
noob: wanna play halo?
haxxor: only if you stop running me over with the banshee
noob: no shees, ok?
Canoflage
Juanna's father couldnt see the can of beer in my hand because i was using flowers as canoflage to hide it
Canoflage by cheekiemonkie12345 October 8, 2009
Cranefly
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