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Craneflying 

The act of sneaking up on an unexpecting sleeping person, of any sex, whose mouth is open whilst they sleep; and proceeding to slowly dangle ones penis into said sleeping persons mouth.

For a 'cranefly' operation to be successful the victim must not wake and the alton towers theme tune must be playing throughout.
Jazeem wanted some fun. He was listening to the Alton Towers theme tune so decided to go craneflying.

Tom was sleeping soundly when Jazeem snuck into his room on all fours, shuffled over Tom's sleeping form and lowered his erect jewels into Toms dribling open mouth. Jazeem enjoyed this for some time until sneaking back out into the night.

Tom woke up with a mouth like a stale bukaki pot.
Craneflying by Dan Patten October 18, 2006
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craneface 

a doodle where it looks as if a crane has eyes, a mouth, and a fish instead of a wreckingball
haxxor: dude that is a pretty sweet craneface
noob: yeah, but i DID invent the thing where its right eye is a triangle
haxxor: DUDE no you didnt!
noob: whatever, i did do it. i was like "omg the eye should totally be a triangle" and you were like "yeah youare right"
haxxor: whatever
noob: wanna play halo?
haxxor: only if you stop running me over with the banshee
noob: no shees, ok?
craneface by ivansnavi December 27, 2008

crapelago 

A crap large enough and of the proper consistency to accrete in a mountainous form whose peak emerges above the surface of the toilet bowl water like some uninhabited island.
After Burrito Tuesday, Jim made a crapelago at work. People went home early.
crapelago by splinter9 July 15, 2011

Canoflage 

Something used to hide the fact the you are holding a can of beer in your hand.
Juanna's father couldnt see the can of beer in my hand because i was using flowers as canoflage to hide it
Canoflage by cheekiemonkie12345 October 8, 2009

Cranefly 

Git er done cranefly.
Cranefly by Taylor November 20, 2004