choreplay 

When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.

"Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all 'OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. OHHH'"

choreplay by american-wife January 10, 2009

choreplay 

The act of doing chores around the house in an effort to win sexual favor from one's significant other.

Pickles: "Last night my husband made dinner AND set the table AND cleaned up the kitchen. THEN he started a load of laundry!"

Juanita: "Girrrrl, nothing gets me in the mood like some righteous choreplay!"

choreplay by calicoblondie March 21, 2011

Choreplay 

House work and chores that leads to sex.

Whenever I am doing work around the house my girlfriend gets horny. She thinks it's choreplay and wants to get bent over the kitchen sink

Choreplay by Social Chemist May 6, 2014

choreplay 

Foreplay that is not performed out of enjoyment, but rather out of a sense of duty (or entitlement).

I just wanted to get my game on... the last thing I wanted to do was get caught up in choreplay, but damn, she was so demanding.

choreplay by CapTim January 29, 2008

choreplay 

The act of a man doing chores around the house in order to please his female counterpart.

Wife: Honey, I've got chin hairs I need you to tweeze.
Husband: OOOH, CHOREPLAY!

choreplay by elpharory16 June 14, 2010

choreplay 

When a beta male listens to the advice of others, usually of the feminine persuasion, that he should take up more household duties, chores, and menial labor from his wife in an effort to help his failing marriage likely plagued by a dead bedroom. What he is expected to implicitly understand by virtue of testosterone is that sexual desire cannot be negotiated. His efforts to put in currency in the form of service will not buy him sex or respect from his woman, despite harmonious reassurance from women of the opposite. Such feminine supplication will in contrast likely accelerate the deterioration of the relationship.

Her: I'm tired.
Him: But I did all that choreplay today to get you excited! Don't you want to make this work?
Her: shrugs

choreplay by DonIr October 12, 2018

choreplay 

men doing chores at home to get sex from their wives.

As finished our meal, wifey said to me me: "you better finish doing the dishes , no choreplay no dessert. "

choreplay by teslaberry October 15, 2014