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A REAL Lady, Not your only but your favourite, different from them hood rat chicks. Sexy in everyway possible, when she smiles it's sexy, even when she's mad at you it's sexy.
"I'm gon make her my wifey, she's not like them chicken heads round da way, she's a diamond in the rough"
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a girl you care a lot about, she's more than just your girl.
thats my wifey... so BACK UP
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A woman that you treat right, respect and feel good having her as your girl.
Wife material
I would never mess about behind my Wifey's back.
by ©™ October 15, 2003
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A dude has 4 different types of girls..
1. Wifey
2. Boo
3. Bitches
4. Ho's
Wifey is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again..

2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) .

3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events..Dat call when Wifey acting up and you need a quick nut. The bitch is the first one running there.

4) Ho's.. enough said! Trying to move up in life, Wants to be a Bitch or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls you bag for no reason and have them in your phone. Backups incase a bitch or a boo slips up. Then you replace with a hoe
Dude1: Man I messed up big time with my wifey.
Dude2: You mean Kayla?
Dude1: No Kayla is just my boo. She cant never replace my girl Shea.
Dude2: What happened with Shea?
Dude1: She found out about me and Kayla.
Dude2: Dang dude, you're screwed now.
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Derived from the noun "wife", it is used to indentify one's girlfriend (either signifying her potential as a wife, implying the presence of spousal attributes, or to indicate her ownage in order to fend off perverted dickheads who try and catch a look at one's girl.)
"She's more than my girl, she's my wifey."

"You lookin at my wifey, muthafucka!?"
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The girl that is always there for you. The one that you were destined to be with. See hubby
Wanna chill today?

Nah, I'm gonna chill with my wifey
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"I'm chillin wit wifey tonight."
"That's wifey on the phone."
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