mocket

Also spelled "mockit" (pronounced similarly). Means thoroughly dirty, of people rather than things, because the things do the dirtying.

I got right mockit cleaning out the cellar

by John Fergusson September 16, 2003

mocket

A Scottish word meaning a dirty or unclean person. Someone really fucking gross

Jocelyn McLean

by Ryan August 18, 2003

mocket

A fake pocket sewn onto clothes to unify the look of a piece of clothing and give the appearance that it has functioning pockets.

That suit is wonderful except for the coat mocket.

by Divinicus Noctorum Rex May 28, 2015

mockets

Pockets in pants or any type of clothing that are just for looks. May also be pockets that have been sewn shut. Many blazers and sport coats sold in stores have the pockets sewn shut to deter theives. Womens pants often have what looks to be pockets but are actually just stitching representing a pocket, however upon further inspection an actual pocket is not there.

Jenn "Hey sweety can you hold on to my keys for me??"
Scott "Why dont you put them in your pocket?""
Jenn "These arent pockets, they are sewn shut."
Scott "I hate you damn mockets!!!"

by froogle_jimmy May 5, 2007

Mocket

When what appears to be a Pocket isn't.

Mock the Pocket = Mocket

"Can I put that in your jacket pocket"?

"Sorry mate, its just a mocket"

by Nicopaedia September 2, 2009

Mocket

A pocket that isn’t real: a mock pocket

•Those jeans have mockets

•That’s not a real pocket, it’s a mocket

by Clare Cross May 9, 2023