Monket 

A monket is a alien parasite that infects humans and takes over there body, Monkets are usually overly positive to try to hide there bully like nature, they also are allergic to meat because there planet has no meat and they are made of a plant like substance. If you see a monket or someone who looks like they could be one run hide do anything you can to hide or expose them. Also keep a lookout for Esther Thurgood cause she is the monket Queen.

Run!! its a monket!

Monket by DAB0I May 8, 2019

monket 

n.- Cross between a monkey and a ferret, consisting of a monkey-like body and a ferret-like head.

Babe, you looked like a monket and it scared me more than a little.

monket by Queen of the World July 4, 2005

monket 

1. A small monk and/or monkey
2. An exclamaion

1. "I'm going to see the chorus of monkets at the tiny church today"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"

monket by Simon November 14, 2004

Monket 

A combination of a monkey and muppet.

Somebody who is being uniquely spastic or autistic.

That bloke is over there is being a right Monket

Monket by Simba670 December 21, 2020

monket 

a monkey-like creature with no legs.

Oh no! That monket is about to steal our parsnip plantation!

monket by acous July 17, 2003

monket 

It is a small monkey. Taken as a racial slang, it means a small black person, aka black child. Also see niglet

Oh look at that cute monket on the street. We should go feed it

monket by urbanm dicktionary January 9, 2009

monket 

1) A monkey like creature with no legs and a mullet.

2) Can be used in a sentence to replace any noun.

1) Holy hell that monket has a camero mullet!

2) I am going to beat my monket tonight.

monket by Steve November 17, 2003