simon's definitions

petruccinated

The state of mind you are in after one has listened to one or more guitarsolos by the possibly greatest living guitarist John Petrucci.

-Kalle, I just listened to Fatal Tragedy, man that solo is so awsome.
-Lol, Petruccinated.

by simon October 22, 2006

bumfucknowhere

Aussie slang for a place that is a long way away and is usually not worth travelling to.

Tim: Are you going to Dave's party tomorrow?
Rob: Yeah I would but it's all the way out in bumfucknowhere so I can't be bothered.

by Simon February 16, 2004

hogs eye

hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.

jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.

by Simon September 17, 2003

nah

A geordie (Newcastle) word for know.

I don't know

"I divint nah"

by Simon December 14, 2004

Pion

Under Paid Bitch

Get this Pion outta here

by Simon October 22, 2003

Per-Uven

A young man using taekwondo instead of arguing.

Per-Uven kicks the old man

by Simon March 24, 2003

Duuuncan

Person who attempts to play CS but is constantly gettin owned by Slim3y

hahaha what a Duuuncan

by Simon August 28, 2003