simon's definitions

Per-Uven

A young man using taekwondo instead of arguing.

Per-Uven kicks the old man

by Simon March 24, 2003

Duuuncan

Person who attempts to play CS but is constantly gettin owned by Slim3y

hahaha what a Duuuncan

by Simon August 28, 2003

yulo

n. an amazingly, cute, kinky girl

"YULO!!!! You're so cute."

by simon January 28, 2005

bells law

The direct corrolation between amount of gingerbread lattes consumed and amount of shoes purchased.

Bells law dictated that Fiona after the third latte buying more shoes was out of the question

by simon June 19, 2003

kappin

nottingham slang,
means to skip somethign

ive been kapping off school

by simon December 22, 2004

cho cha

missey elliot drescribing her muff, pubic hairs

lyric"but before you come i need to shave my cho cha

by simon March 22, 2003

main line

process of injecting a drug directly into one's bloodstream.

if you main line that speedball, youll get sick as shit.. and then feel absolutely nothing.

by simon September 2, 2003