simon's definitions

Flying Whack-o-Matic

The coolest thing ever. Except its never been invented and it doesnt do anything except fly around and whack things

Ex.

Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed

by Simon November 2, 2003

Hung gar

A form of the famous martial art Kung Fu. It's characteristics are low stances and overall aggresive feet and hands.

Don't make me go hung gar on your ass!

by simon April 24, 2005

kappin

nottingham slang,
means to skip somethign

ive been kapping off school

by simon December 22, 2004

cho cha

missey elliot drescribing her muff, pubic hairs

lyric"but before you come i need to shave my cho cha

by simon March 22, 2003

Slender

Attractive female. This word is usually yelled out aloud at the passing example.

Slender!!!

by Simon April 23, 2003

Mieskeit

The opposite of a beauty queen. Usually refers to a fat, ugly smelly girl or woman. Best described as Fugly. Can be found in large numbers at Mc Donalds and Wal-Mart eating greasy fast food.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.

I got ripped off by a dating service who matched me up with fat, frumpy, Fugly Mieskeit women with short hair and kankles. :-(

by Simon July 9, 2006

rimjaw

pu your legs behind your head and have someone lick your butthole

Tony Blair would put his legs behind his head, and gorden brown would lick his little hairy butthole

by simon May 13, 2003