simon's definitions

Per-Uven

A young man using taekwondo instead of arguing.

Per-Uven kicks the old man

by Simon March 24, 2003

Duuuncan

Person who attempts to play CS but is constantly gettin owned by Slim3y

hahaha what a Duuuncan

by Simon August 28, 2003

Fuhu

Fu·hu (P) Pronunciation Key (Fuh-huh)
adj. fuhu

Fucking Guhu.
Absolute value of Pointlessness or worthlessness.

n.
A fuhu or totally bwop person.


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Latin fuhu, from fuh-yis,huh-yis, to be fuhu.
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fuhu·ly adv.
fuhu·ness n.

"John Kerry's elitist, billionaire wife is a Fuhu socialist"

by Simon May 15, 2004

bells law

The direct corrolation between amount of gingerbread lattes consumed and amount of shoes purchased.

Bells law dictated that Fiona after the third latte buying more shoes was out of the question

by simon June 19, 2003

Dicky Waver

A male who exposes his pecker at inappropriate moments.

The complaintant states, she was jogging in the park when an obese male caucasian with a mullet exposed his 2 inch penis to her.

This is the 7th. complaint about the Dicky Waver in this park!

by Simon October 15, 2004

falcor

A white oversized dragon dog from the never ending story series. Loves to eat fagmaster

"Falcor, i love"

"one day i'll be Falcor"

by Simon December 15, 2004

buxx

Gay Sex Slang Term.

The process of making bucked teeth and digging the frontmost pair into male anus.

I fancied a felch from Adam, but instead he gave me a buxx job.

by Simon December 28, 2003