159 definitions by simon

A male who exposes his pecker at inappropriate moments.
The complaintant states, she was jogging in the park when an obese male caucasian with a mullet exposed his 2 inch penis to her.

This is the 7th. complaint about the Dicky Waver in this park!
by Simon October 15, 2004
hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.
jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.
by Simon September 17, 2003
a very unusual male species from somerset that likes cider and womens clothes,mainly seen in a collective with other vw drivers,approach with caution,may contain nuts
ficknoster is verticaly chalenged,can be strange but normaly humourous,and uttter filth
by simon June 15, 2006
1. A small monk and/or monkey
2. An exclamaion
1. "I'm going to see the chorus of monkets at the tiny church today"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"
by Simon November 14, 2004
Of or pertaining to excessive shitting.
Dorey was quite poopacious after getting his ass pounded by Spike.Dorey pooped his/her lady boy panties
by Simon October 15, 2004
To masturbate, stroke one's cock.
Rosewood was not doing his job. Instead, his boss caught him whipping the skippy to pictures of Britney.
by Simon October 15, 2004
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