simon's definitions
by Simon March 1, 2004
Get the rake yohnmug. noun. a regular assassin who is specifically focused on the ass or anal vicinity. Perhaps his targets all have abnormally large asses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. Finally, there could be a hint of anal sex involved.
by Simon November 16, 2004
Get the assassassinmug. Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"
by simon December 24, 2003
Get the knobmug. To run up to someone and rip down their pants leaving their boxer shorts showing.
To mess something up.
To mess something up.
by Simon May 13, 2005
Get the Shankmug. Per-Uven kicks the old man
by Simon March 24, 2003
Get the Per-Uvenmug. (n) A bag usually suspended from one prep or homosexual shoulder to the opposite side. Designed to carry books, and most commonly seen on gay people with sandals.
by Simon May 18, 2004
Get the fagbagmug. A very hefty fat pussy cat. Usually has no neck, thunderthighs and a big belly that drags on the ground.
by Simon October 14, 2004
Get the Tubcatmug.