159 definitions by simon

To masturbate, stroke one's cock.
Rosewood was not doing his job. Instead, his boss caught him whipping the skippy to pictures of Britney.
by Simon October 15, 2004

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Goofy, Doofy, Socially Inept, Incapable of socially acceptable behavior
"John Kerry's long face and hi-rise hairdo are totally bwop"
by Simon May 15, 2004

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the poo left on a males anal beard
by simon September 09, 2003

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To be lucky at PES
Committing fouls without reprimand
by Simon March 05, 2003

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a)LITTLE BIT OF POOP THAT STICKS TO YOUR ARSEHAIR.
b)ANNOYING WORK EXPERIENCE KIDS WHO JUST GET IN THE WAY
a)DANG, I WENT TO THE POOPER AND DIDN'T WIPE MY SHITTER, NOW I'VE GOT GRIFFNUTS
b)GOD DAMN THAT KID IS SUCH A STOOPID GRIFFNUT
by SIMON March 21, 2005

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a beast, in shotesham, not to be messed with, or will whack out his mole of power, and go all drop bear on ur ass!
oh no, look simape is coming for us
by simon December 13, 2004

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Gu·hu (P) Pronunciation Key (guh-huh)
adj. guhu
Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes. Of or being totally bwop. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.
Pointless; worthless.

n.
A guhu or bwop person.


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Latin guhu, from guh-yis,huh-yis, to be guhu.
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guhu·ness n.
"John Kerry's plan for relinquishing U.S. sovereignity to the U.N. is Guhu"

(See also "Fuhu")
by Simon May 15, 2004

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