simon's definitions

bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit

"get lost bum muffin!"

by Simon November 11, 2004

Anul Sex

A man who puts his dick into the womans arse for sexual pleasure.

Woman: i had anul sex last night with my boy friend

by Simon December 14, 2003

punkasscowboi

simon

simon is a punkasscowboi

by simon August 4, 2003

young jeong

hmm..... a kid who is rich and asian.

theres another young jeong from korea.

by simon January 20, 2005

sold

Whoring the individual in Northbridge: sold.

Simon likes to take it up the batthole in Northbridge

by Simon August 28, 2003

Guhu

Gu·hu (P) Pronunciation Key (guh-huh)
adj. guhu
Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes. Of or being totally bwop. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.
Pointless; worthless.

n.
A guhu or bwop person.


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Latin guhu, from guh-yis,huh-yis, to be guhu.
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guhu·ness n.

"John Kerry's plan for relinquishing U.S. sovereignity to the U.N. is Guhu"

(See also "Fuhu")

by Simon May 15, 2004

silvoid

he who sweats from the pits. an individual who strolls about , bottle in hand, warding off homosexuals with constant verbal attack against thier kind. very elusive late in the night/ early morning when it comes to mustaches or bargoyles, he has no shame. during the day he resides in hillcrest, under the rule of a man named Bruce.

We're all going down to silvoid's pad, he said there's like 64 hot chicks coming over, and they all wanna hang out....

by simon July 3, 2003