simon's definitions

Poefter

Another word for a gay.

I'm sure that guy is a poefter.

You're such a poef!

by Simon May 13, 2005

Nokias

Female Breasts. This term can be used to communicate ones appreciation for a passing females breasts to an associate. This word can be used when it may be inappropriate to use more obvious terminology such as "Check out that rack"

Whoa, check out those Nokias

by Simon April 23, 2003

Do one

Slang for telling somebody to "Piss off"

Why don't you just 'Do one!'?

by Simon February 21, 2003

young jeong

hmm..... a kid who is rich and asian.

theres another young jeong from korea.

by simon January 20, 2005

punkasscowboi

simon

simon is a punkasscowboi

by simon August 4, 2003

silvoid

he who sweats from the pits. an individual who strolls about , bottle in hand, warding off homosexuals with constant verbal attack against thier kind. very elusive late in the night/ early morning when it comes to mustaches or bargoyles, he has no shame. during the day he resides in hillcrest, under the rule of a man named Bruce.

We're all going down to silvoid's pad, he said there's like 64 hot chicks coming over, and they all wanna hang out....

by simon July 3, 2003

Babies Arm

An apt way to describe ones chap, when, but only when, on removal from ones pants the lucky lady gasps with delight!

The young lady thought his chap looked like a babies arm gripping an apple.

by Simon October 11, 2004