simon's definitions

El Spunko

To be well hung, handsome and a skillful hockey player.

That bloke is definately El Spunko.

by Simon April 1, 2005

poppadum

To be an inbred Immigrant of an African origin that worships people who wear Cowboy Boots.

Joe Smith is such a Poppadum

by Simon April 2, 2005

Poppadom

To be an immigrant of African origin and to worship fellow humans that wear cowboy boots and show off to their friends.

You HAVE JUST HAD A RIGHT poppadom moment!!!

by Simon April 2, 2005

kami

the japanese word for hair, perhaps its because the word means both "diety", "god" and hair, that hair is so usual in japanese horrormovies.

Omai wa kami wa usagi des!

by Simon April 3, 2005

totemo

Japanese for very, used by otaku's tp express the veryness of something said!

Poff: OMG!
Simon: Totemo!

by Simon April 3, 2005

simape

a beast, in shotesham, not to be messed with, or will whack out his mole of power, and go all drop bear on ur ass!

oh no, look simape is coming for us

by simon December 13, 2004

nah

A geordie (Newcastle) word for know.

I don't know

"I divint nah"

by Simon December 14, 2004