simon's definitions

padawan

Padawan = Star wars apprentice, also used for n00b.

indeed padawan!

Stfu my padawan!

You have improved, padawan

by Simon January 19, 2005

Gilly

To be tight fisted / cheap.

Why are you being so Gilly? Its only 20p.

by Simon October 3, 2006

fluorescent lighting

probably one of the worst things ever known the human race.
Pollutes offices, schools, etc

Oh god...headache...must break lights...straining eyes...ahhhh

by Simon November 6, 2003

gubulls

bumbling half wits who think they know but are extremly incompetent

bumbling sound men with the brain of a small flee with the behind of hippo.
"Trust me m8 I know how a car works.. if it fails to start you basically check the number plate..."

by simon May 13, 2005

ith

Hacked weapon, which was massively duped, in Diablo 2. Bought off EBay for obscene prices (100$) only now its gone due to 1.10 patch.

HAHAHA You stupid Ebayer you lost your ITH!

by Simon January 11, 2004

Punkass

Strange or eclectic. Good or bad is determined from context.

That was a fucking punkass choon (good)
You punkass muvvafukka (bad)

by Simon September 30, 2003

hot bras less

1. Big female who hates her bra, because it never fits well, so is very common that the world learn to see her without bra.

2. Female who have a normal breast with big o very sensitive nipples, so if she wear a tight top, bluose or something like that; or the air is very cold; or simply she's happy or angry, everyone will notice.

3. A beautiful french girl.

1. - My boss's fiancée is a hot bras
less bitch. He's a lucky bastard!

2. - I think Eugenia is cold.

- How do you know that?

- Look at her breast.

3. - Who was Valerie Allain?

- The hot bras less girl in Yales's
"French In Action".

by simon August 24, 2004