simon's definitions

bells law

The direct corrolation between amount of gingerbread lattes consumed and amount of shoes purchased.

Bells law dictated that Fiona after the third latte buying more shoes was out of the question

by simon June 19, 2003

Guhu

Gu·hu (P) Pronunciation Key (guh-huh)
adj. guhu
Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes. Of or being totally bwop. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.
Pointless; worthless.

n.
A guhu or bwop person.


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Latin guhu, from guh-yis,huh-yis, to be guhu.
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guhu·ness n.

"John Kerry's plan for relinquishing U.S. sovereignity to the U.N. is Guhu"

(See also "Fuhu")

by Simon May 15, 2004

buxx

Gay Sex Slang Term.

The process of making bucked teeth and digging the frontmost pair into male anus.

I fancied a felch from Adam, but instead he gave me a buxx job.

by Simon December 28, 2003

clegna

the poo left on a males anal beard

by simon September 9, 2003

toss off

someone who mastubates either themself, or someone else.

She tossed me off last night..

by Simon January 5, 2004

Do one

Slang for telling somebody to "Piss off"

Why don't you just 'Do one!'?

by Simon February 21, 2003

the most rockin' band in the world

The title explains its self! TMRBITW.tk

Oh my god so many bands suck now-a-days... i'm so glad for the most rockin'

by simon May 11, 2004