simon's definitions

fagbag

(n) A bag usually suspended from one prep or homosexual shoulder to the opposite side. Designed to carry books, and most commonly seen on gay people with sandals.

Johnny pulled his spanish book out from his fagbag.

by Simon May 18, 2004

bells law

The direct corrolation between amount of gingerbread lattes consumed and amount of shoes purchased.

Bells law dictated that Fiona after the third latte buying more shoes was out of the question

by simon June 19, 2003

cho cha

missey elliot drescribing her muff, pubic hairs

lyric"but before you come i need to shave my cho cha

by simon March 22, 2003

rimjaw

pu your legs behind your head and have someone lick your butthole

Tony Blair would put his legs behind his head, and gorden brown would lick his little hairy butthole

by simon May 13, 2003

Mieskeit

The opposite of a beauty queen. Usually refers to a fat, ugly smelly girl or woman. Best described as Fugly. Can be found in large numbers at Mc Donalds and Wal-Mart eating greasy fast food.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.

I got ripped off by a dating service who matched me up with fat, frumpy, Fugly Mieskeit women with short hair and kankles. :-(

by Simon July 9, 2006

meecrob

To be stinkier than poo.

This food smells like meecrob

by Simon April 16, 2003

leg broke

It's not so much a physical ailment, but rather a social status, the likes of which can't none of these bitches done touch.

"Lord Stoner's got leg broke."

by Simon February 3, 2004