Tuniferous

Of or pertaining to tuna.
1. seafood that confused Jessica Simpson.
2.Smelly vaginal region.

My fingers are tuniferous after feeling up that cheerleader.

by Simon October 15, 2004

Elroy

A person who like to felate goats after he has spray painted them and put on a of panties stolen from a 13 year old girls. Also like to have sex with dogs, preferably anal.

Grant's alternate lifestlye can be refered to as Elroy in nature.

by Simon March 25, 2003

Gypsy Jokers

An American Outlaw Motorcycle Club started in 1956. Based in Oregon and Washington.

The Gypsy Jokers are a group of men belonging to an Outlaw Motorcycle Club covering Oregon and Washinton.

by Simon July 18, 2004

whitie

Glaswegian slang: To experience a moment of near-unconsciousness whilst drunk, similar to a near-death experience but without religious significance.

Ah wuz goin tae get mae hole but ah took a whitie and ended up boakin doon 'er skirt, man.

by simon January 21, 2004

Toss pocket

1.
n. A cum bucket
2.
adj. A complete wanker

1. He bent me over, lowered his pants and used me for a toss pocket for over an hour. (Tony Blair commenting upon his last meeting with George Bush)

2. Tony Blair

by Simon March 18, 2004

having kittens

Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.

by Simon October 15, 2004

Whipping or whippin the skippy

To masturbate, stroke one's cock.

Rosewood was not doing his job. Instead, his boss caught him whipping the skippy to pictures of Britney.

by Simon October 15, 2004