simon's definitions

GOP

Refers to Republican Party and the way they turn things around and bullshit.

I'll take the GOP approach and tell my bitch I'm a one lady man though I'm on the DL.

by Simon October 14, 2004

GrindFucker

One who listens to brutal extreme grind music very loud.

Simon is so heavily into the metal scene that he is a Grindfucker.

by simon February 7, 2004

Toilet Trout

A close cousin of the Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces

that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!

by Simon January 19, 2004

knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by simon December 24, 2003

Per-Uven

A young man using taekwondo instead of arguing.

Per-Uven kicks the old man

by Simon March 24, 2003

bells law

The direct corrolation between amount of gingerbread lattes consumed and amount of shoes purchased.

Bells law dictated that Fiona after the third latte buying more shoes was out of the question

by simon June 19, 2003

Duuuncan

Person who attempts to play CS but is constantly gettin owned by Slim3y

hahaha what a Duuuncan

by Simon August 28, 2003