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bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit
by Simon November 11, 2004
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Anul Sex

A man who puts his dick into the womans arse for sexual pleasure.
Woman: i had anul sex last night with my boy friend
by Simon December 14, 2003
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Brownz

A Cigaret, fag, only use if asking for a fag
Set me a brownz blad
by Simon August 12, 2004
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thumdorious

Adjective- To do something to the most extreme limit
The water makes a thumdorious noise.
by Simon October 8, 2003
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knob

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"
by simon December 24, 2003
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Samuel Colt

Like in the wild west this guy was like, "oh, I have an idea" and he invented the revolver

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by Simon June 26, 2005
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poppadum

To be an inbred Immigrant of an African origin that worships people who wear Cowboy Boots.
Joe Smith is such a Poppadum
by Simon April 2, 2005
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