poppadom

a food item, it is thin and crispy. eaten by the pindian of today.

A:What are you having for dinner tonight?
B:Curry and...
A:..POPPADOM?
B:Well, if you would have let me finish. Yes I am having poppadoms.

Poppadom

To be an immigrant of African origin and to worship fellow humans that wear cowboy boots and show off to their friends.

You HAVE JUST HAD A RIGHT poppadom moment!!!

by Simon April 3, 2005

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack

A common phrase used by white waiters in an Indian restaurant that is spoken in an Indian accent for a bit of authenticity.

Would you like a poppadom? He said.

by Famsham February 15, 2018

A goalkeeper who makes a lot of mistakes leading to goals

We’re 1-0 down again. Lee Camp has Poppadom Hands