russ's definitions

Mexican Jacuzzi

The act of flatulating in a cheap kiddie pool after eating bad Mexican food, and drinking cheap canned beer.

Gomez and Sanchez's Mexican Jacuzzi caused an investigation by the EPA!

by Russ May 13, 2006

manassas

Manassas is a city 30 minutes outside Washington D.C. Its main income is from the countless number of auto-dealerships. When asked, people like to think of manassas as a shit-hole. There are some nice areas. Areas such as Georgetown South and that area of manassas are stock full of mexicans. There seems to be somewhat of a drug problem in manassas. So many Coke-heads and Smoking pot is an everyday occurance. You remember the guy that got his penis cut off? yeah he was from manassas. I believe it was the Lorena Bobbit that cut her husbands penis off and threw it in the street.

Dirt = manassas = mexicans

by Russ March 18, 2005

IceCreamMan

The coolest fucking person on the face of the Internet. He rocks faces.

You got pwned by the IceCreamMan!

by Russ August 17, 2004

NAFTA

This treaty promotes trade between the north american countries. Some corporations use this treaty to export costly manufacturing plants to Mexico where produciton costs are cheaper and regulation is more lax. This translates into cheaper goods for consumers and more profit for stockholders.

Joe: Nice kicks, bob
Bob: Thanks, i got them for 40 bucks.
Joe: Hey i thought those sneakers were twice the price last month!
Bob: Yeah, NAFTA really saved my ass on that one.

by Russ March 7, 2005

furgling

The art of extracting ones semen from the anus of another after depositing it in there.

Fuck me up the arse and furgle me dude

by russ May 21, 2003

Calvert Hall College

"we're just smarter than you cardinals..."

^ this is what were talking about when we say you are stuck up

by russ May 10, 2005

yonnie

Australian slang for rock, stone or pebble.

Hey John, how far can you throw that yonnie?

by Russ June 18, 2006