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Roper

Pop-Punk band with monosynth. Lead singer is Reese Roper of Exhumator, Five Iron Frenzy, and Brave Saint Saturn. A great christian band. CD came out October 19, 2004.
Roper's coming to town next week!
by Rob October 30, 2004
mugGet the Ropermug.

poop hole patrol

The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love
It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day
by Rob October 19, 2004
mugGet the poop hole patrolmug.

Glod

(n.) A person that pops the collar of their polo shirt and tries to look cool, then says random shit in class and goes "yeah I said it," in another vain attempt to look cool. Threatens to beat people up. Is very very gay.
Did you see that Glod over there? He popped his collar and yelled a bunch of random shit about Wu-Tang clan. That kid needs to eat it.
by Rob May 19, 2004
mugGet the Glodmug.

keep

"keep" is sarcastically said to someone you would like to stop doing something. Basically, it means "don't continue".
Sam, you're playing that music too loud. Keep!
by Rob October 30, 2004
mugGet the keepmug.

Bag of Bobbys

Cheap and substandard, or poor performing.
Derived from the low priced crisps an corn snacks commonly available in Spar and VG shops in England.
1) I bought this Alba stereo and its a complete Bag of Bobbys.
2) Did you see Portsmouth play arsenal in the FA cup? They were a Bag of Bobbys.
by Rob July 20, 2004
mugGet the Bag of Bobbysmug.

whip off a batch

Commonly refered to as masterbating, though when used in this context refers to completing the task in an efficient and fast manner.
I'm going to go jump in the shower and whip off a quick batch, then I'll be good to go
by Rob December 8, 2003
mugGet the whip off a batchmug.

sqump

WHen you are disguising Humping as squiriming when in a crowd with your girl\boy friend
Angela was squmping Cassidy as she was tickling him
by Rob April 9, 2005
mugGet the squmpmug.

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