rOb's definitions

frat rat

1. A greek system leech. Someone male (could be female) who is not an actual member of a particular Frat, but comes to every Fratty Function anyways. Most often these people wouldn't be accepted by the frat anyways and no one really wants them around.

FrattyFrat #1: So you think John's showing up tonight?
FrattyFrat #2: Dude, when doesn't that Frat Rat show up?
FrattyFrat #1: Shit... oh well, lets go rape some high school girls.

by Rob March 28, 2005

Sock

A Ejaculatory Device used by fucking faliure/skids that have nothing else going for them in life.

Chase looked at his life, said "fuck", and cummed in a sock.

by Rob February 3, 2003

86

To be kicked out, usually refering to getting kicked out of a bar by a bouncer.

Aight buddy, you've been 86-ed.

by Rob February 15, 2005

Chinabells

chinabells, china bells.

The small balls of toilet paper that can collect on your bottom after wiping it. Only occurs if the wiper does not do a proper job or wipes too roughly.

That girl had chinabells in/on her ass.

by Rob April 3, 2004

knob gobler

A male who sucks penis

"Your As evil as Dr. Knob Gobler"

by Rob November 26, 2003

poop hole patrol

The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love

It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day

by Rob October 19, 2004

Glod

(n.) A person that pops the collar of their polo shirt and tries to look cool, then says random shit in class and goes "yeah I said it," in another vain attempt to look cool. Threatens to beat people up. Is very very gay.

Did you see that Glod over there? He popped his collar and yelled a bunch of random shit about Wu-Tang clan. That kid needs to eat it.

by Rob May 19, 2004