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porg

I am 5 foot tall.

hahahaha you porg
by Rob November 11, 2003
mugGet the porgmug.

relativity

Interconnection

Being dependent or intertwined with another event or object that is just as dependant as the other.

Cause and effect.
ERIC
I punch you in the face, you'll punch back, right?

VALLEN
Yeah.

ERIC
Your hitting me back is reative to me hitting you in the face.

-ALSO-

A Bank owner is very hard on a Farming family. The family is forced out of their house and loose everything, living in poverty. The Banker prospers with their loss. (1)

For 20 years, the family lives in poverty, barely surviving. Eventualy, one of the family members is forced to rob a bank to survive. The bank that is robbed happens to be the same bank which forced thim into poverty. (2)

The Banker looses everything from the robbery. He resorts to drugs (3) and one day, in a drug impared state, he decides to go and buy more drugs. He has a car accident. (4)

From the car accident, he is paralyzed from the neck down and cannot speak for the rest of his life. (5)

1. The Banker's prosperity is relative to the families suffering.

2. The bank robbery is relative to the Banker's being hard on the family.

3. The drugs are relative to the bank robbery.

4. The car accident is relative to the drugs.

5. the paralysis is relative to the car accidsent

In conclusion, the man's paralysis is relative to his being hard on the family, he bought it upon himself.
by Rob January 19, 2004
mugGet the relativitymug.

type r

Should stand for Type Racing in the Japanese car market, but is comonly abused by idiots.

Most import Fanboys have a Type R sticker, it allows them to think they are fast. Some even think it adds horsepower to their low HP vehicles.
by Rob July 11, 2003
mugGet the type rmug.

spread-bat

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.
by Rob April 28, 2023
mugGet the spread-batmug.

Jargon

Hey Kyle, suck my Jargon! Hahahah!
by Rob November 8, 2004
mugGet the Jargonmug.

Boffie

To have sex with
She/he could boffie me anytime!
by Rob November 22, 2003
mugGet the Boffiemug.

BuddyPic

Possibly one of the greatest travesties to all that seemed sane in this world, BuddyPic is a site where sad, lonely teens post their pictures and a small profile and ask others to rate them. Assholes who think the site is dumb go around rating ones, and it brings the users into avanced state of depression known as BS (Buddypic Neuropsychoticsyndrome), or, in some forms of the phrase, Bull Shit.
omg plz plz plz rate my boi sk8erdude11209 a ten on bp hes soo hott
by rob October 23, 2004
mugGet the BuddyPicmug.

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