rOb's definitions

phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

by Rob July 18, 2005

<><

The non deluxe Jesus fish in reference to this leet one <{{{><

Yo man hes got a <>< on his car, don't flick him off.

by Rob December 28, 2003

craptastic

A humourus way to bring the over-enthusiastic person back down to earth.

Rob: "This is going to be the best thing ever!"

Patty: "Craptastic!"

by Rob November 18, 2003

wikko

a similar term to wicked but slightly easier to type

'That band were great!' ' yeah they were totally wikko'

by rob September 29, 2003

smead

moron

U r a smead

by Rob November 7, 2003

Munjing

2 Males dig up a dead girls body 1 puts his head between her legs the other jumps on her stomach

i went munjing at the graveyard

by rob January 20, 2004

izoozi

An indian/pakistani dude who has terrible English and always gets his ass kicked by his friends.

American dude : Why does that guy have terrible English?
Indian dude: Oh, he must be an izoozi!

by Rob June 17, 2006