rOb's definitions

phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

by Rob July 18, 2005

Munjing

2 Males dig up a dead girls body 1 puts his head between her legs the other jumps on her stomach

i went munjing at the graveyard

by rob January 20, 2004

Derpy

Something that can explain something that is cool or dumb.

1)Man this song is so derpy!
2)Yah, that guy is such a derpy derp!

by Rob June 17, 2004

b-net

free online network play for blizzard games (StarCraft, Warcraft, etc.)

by Rob October 28, 2003

slam slut

a word used to define a dirty whore

a girl who has been with alot off guys

by rob October 11, 2004

quid

british for money. it means pounds, yeah?

'ere, sell us some fags'
'that'll be five quid'

cigarettes are so overpriced, y'know?

by rob April 22, 2005

Dusted

Inhailing a substance used to clean a computer keyboard that gives the feeling of nitrous oxide

I went to Kmart and bought six cans, lets go get dusted!

by Rob May 13, 2005