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Swotley

A strange creature. Resembles many other strange creatures. Wears Rugby or Cricket Jerseys for upper clothing and jeans for lower. These jeans usually smell. Is a member of the "Elite Cult Against Drugs And Drink". Often seen rummaging around local bakers. An expert in the making and consuming of Stake Beaks. His diet varies but consists of one day of storing chocolate in his system. When enemies are near, he release a strange odour. Victims claim it smells slightly of a mixture of bacon, cheese and shit. His personality is mixed. He composes songs such as 2004's hit track Better Place, from The Whirlwind EP. During 2003 and 2004, he was thrown out of two bands and failed to form many. 2004 became the year he was classified as a monster. He can be seen at many pubs, bakeries and music courses for wash ups. During 1998, he attempted suicide using a paper scissors. The idea being to cut off his finger. His attempts failed and his first transfomration into the monster began. Currently understood to be desperate for a female in his species.
A: Jesus Christ! What is that smell!
B: Oh god! WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY SWOTLEY!
by Rob April 16, 2005
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Dick Dandit

used by juvenile in the song back dat ass up. means a whore.
by rob December 14, 2003
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apple computer

A now defunct piece of technology once popular in the 80's and currently only used by idiots who don't understand computers properly (Usually call Tarquin)
by Rob July 4, 2003
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NerdBomber

One that has excelled to the point of specialization at being a dork. Not neccessarily an insult, it can be a term of affection.
Melly is such a nerdbomber.

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Pee is such a Nerdbomber
by Rob November 14, 2003
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Austin

Home to all the fags at the university of Texas.
"You know that town Austin, the Texas capital? It's home to all the fags at the university of Texas.
by rob November 29, 2004
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noa

a hot girl that should totally go on a dinner date with me
by Rob March 8, 2005
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rockanango

fuck yeah rockanango
by rob January 27, 2004
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