rOb's definitions

Swotley

A strange creature. Resembles many other strange creatures. Wears Rugby or Cricket Jerseys for upper clothing and jeans for lower. These jeans usually smell. Is a member of the "Elite Cult Against Drugs And Drink". Often seen rummaging around local bakers. An expert in the making and consuming of Stake Beaks. His diet varies but consists of one day of storing chocolate in his system. When enemies are near, he release a strange odour. Victims claim it smells slightly of a mixture of bacon, cheese and shit. His personality is mixed. He composes songs such as 2004's hit track Better Place, from The Whirlwind EP. During 2003 and 2004, he was thrown out of two bands and failed to form many. 2004 became the year he was classified as a monster. He can be seen at many pubs, bakeries and music courses for wash ups. During 1998, he attempted suicide using a paper scissors. The idea being to cut off his finger. His attempts failed and his first transfomration into the monster began. Currently understood to be desperate for a female in his species.

A: Jesus Christ! What is that smell!
B: Oh god! WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY SWOTLEY!

by Rob April 16, 2005

don the clart

When one is to pull up ones scarf/bandana over ones lower face to conceal identity before commiting a crime such as ABH or theift

origin: rhonnda valleys

quick bra don the clart the fuzz are coming

by Rob November 3, 2004

heising

denial of service attack by posting a newstopic on heise.de with a link to a specific website. while every dumb-ass will click on the link (dont touch the red button....which one, thiiis? *push*) the webserver will go down for a time x

by rOb October 17, 2003

douche nozzle

The piece that connects to the douche bag and is the "business" end of the entire "douche" system.

After getting pounded by a big sweaty black man I inserted the douche nozzle into my swollen opening.

by Rob April 21, 2003

kiet ngo

similar to the donkey punch but instead of the feces falling to the ground, the partner eats every single piece of feces regardless of the density or amount.

Man o man, My boyfriend pulled a Kiet Ngo last night. There was feces all over his mouth

by rob March 8, 2005

swashbuckled

To get completely, bombed, wasted, intoxicated, shitfaced.

Man, did he get swashbuckled last night after downing that 5th of Cpt. Morgan!!

by Rob October 1, 2004

cockleberry

one who eats berrys from the cock

look at amwakx hes one dirty mother fuckin cockleberry

by Rob December 19, 2004