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Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.
by Rob Oct 29, 2004 add a video
Laughing My Ass Off
Beth said "lmao" when Jason revealed his miniature testicles.
by Rob Mar 13, 2003 add a video
-Usually used to label someone as stupid.
-Not commonly used to make fun of the disability.
Also, see Qizzer.
"He just chugged fourteen beers and now he's going out driving."
"What a retard."
by Rob Jan 12, 2005 add a video
Spaz - From spastic, the disability.
Means a person that acts insane or mentally retarded
Dave ran around screaming with his tounge hanging out like a spaz
by Rob Jul 24, 2004 add a video
A crazy ass punk-metal or metalcore band with intense vocals and complex guitar riffs. A7X is another way to write their name.
Person 1: Dude, Waking the Fallen is a straight album.
Person 2: Fo' serious. My fave track on that bi' be Second Heartbeat.
by Rob Apr 22, 2005 add a video
The Study of all things Wumbo
Steve is a Wumbologist of the highest degree, and knows of many wumbo things better than most
by Rob Oct 16, 2004 add a video
the act of pressing the "degauss" button on your computer monitor to be rewarded with a buzzing sound and an exciting dementation of the colors.more...
A computer that hasn't been degaussed for a fair amount of time is considered "fresh".
The longer the duration between degausses, the "twangier" the degauss will be. If you are patient enough to wait a few weeks without degaussing your monitor, you won't be disappointed with the twangage.
The "Degauss Scale®" is used to measure the amount of "twang" from a degauss. The scale is usually from 1-10.
1: The lowest score on the twang scale. you must have just degaussed your monitor a few seconds ago in order to have a twang rating this low.
2: weak. you must have recently degaussed your monitor.
3: low. a slight twang but not much color distortion.
4: below average. generally low amount of twang/gimpedness
5: average. this is the type of degauss you will usually get if you have gone about 30 mins without degaussing.
6: above average. a decent amount of twang duration and messed up gamma.
7: oooh gettin up there. a 7 is pretty good. this means you have a good amount of twang and your color probably messed up quite a bit.
8: This is a satisfying degauss. enough twang to keep you laughing.
9: an unhealthy amount of twang and buzzing. insane color distortion.
10: these suckers only come by once in a green moon. They are so absol-friggin-twangy that they can knock you out of your seat. 10's usually hav...
by Rob Apr 11, 2005 add a video