466 definitions by Rob

Top Definition
Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.
by Rob October 29, 2004
Laughing My Ass Off
Beth said "lmao" when Jason revealed his miniature testicles.
by Rob March 13, 2003
-Usually used to label someone as stupid.
-Not commonly used to make fun of the disability.

Also, see Qizzer.
"He just chugged fourteen beers and now he's going out driving."
"What a retard."
by Rob January 12, 2005
Spaz - From spastic, the disability.
Means a person that acts insane or mentally retarded
Dave ran around screaming with his tounge hanging out like a spaz
by Rob July 24, 2004
A crazy ass punk-metal or metalcore band with intense vocals and complex guitar riffs. A7X is another way to write their name.
Person 1: Dude, Waking the Fallen is a straight album.

Person 2: Fo' serious. My fave track on that bi' be Second Heartbeat.
by Rob April 22, 2005
The Study of all things Wumbo
see Wumbo
Steve is a Wumbologist of the highest degree, and knows of many wumbo things better than most
by Rob October 16, 2004
The same as The Shit, only better because tits are great and shit isn't.
That Shit Was The Tits!
by Rob January 14, 2005

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