459 definitions by rob
a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.
"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."
by rob July 4, 2005
shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.
by rob July 20, 2004
The child born to a woman who had unprotected anal sex. The semen from the rectum drained (throughout daily activities, standing, walking, etc.) and eventually made its way down to her vagina, where it proceeded to impregnate her. It is possible. Mind you.
I fucked Mandie in the ass without a condom last night. She said it leaked and got in her pussy, she might have a butthole baby.
by rob October 3, 2003
The British form of fucking hell, used to say if there is something shocking. Commanly the work Jon.
by rob January 4, 2004
A straight man who dress and/or acts gay. Commonly have lisps and enjoy arts/culture. Similar to but not altogether the same as Metrosexual . Also, see British
Although I act gay, I'm actually just stray. Which basically means the same thing, except if you try to stick anything up my ass I will knock you out.
by rob March 15, 2005
Someone who feels the need to define someones name and call them bad things.
Also see Urbandictionary Junkie
Also see Urbandictionary Junkie
by rob October 10, 2004