a cunt who is ugly and mean and may I mention suchhhhh a slut she needs to go die in a hole. She is even a crack whore. She probably spends her weekends shooting up and then goes and fucks a handful of mancunts. One word I can use to describe her is a cuck.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'