peter's definitions

catfish

At either end of the social spectrum, there lies a leisure class. A catfish is a person who simultaneously lives in both--for example, eating corn dogs in a Porsche, or drinking champagne while homeless.

Look at that dirty rock climber with a Makers and soda in a crystal tumbler--what a catfish!

by Peter February 24, 2004

wolverine

I used to watch the X-Men cartoon but I especially love the character of the "WOLVERINE" character after watching the movie 'X-Men (Part II)', which describes about the Wolverine character of a weak mutant or person who has only the healing power but after some peoples does experiment on him and puts steel in his body he becomes a very strong mutant or person.

Wolverine is awesome.

by Peter August 9, 2003

cartball

Golf, when played with use of an electric cart, thereby depriving it of any significant exercise value.

All too many males over age 30 consider a weekly round of cartball to be a tough workout.

by Peter May 13, 2005

t8tf

the eight toed freek

my friend has two toes stuck together ie hammer toes

by peter February 7, 2005

STD Grab Bag

A fucking splendid hardcore punk band out of the the Chicago suburbs.

Originally called the 'Target Rats', they decided to change their name and asked the crowd at a show for ideas; STD Grab Bag was the one they went with, and have remained since.

ME: Hey Jesus, let's go to the STD Grab Bag show!

JESUS: Fuck yeah!

by Peter December 14, 2004

procrasturbate

to master your blaster, or hold your sausage hostage, when duties are supposed to be held.

Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.

by Peter January 26, 2005

widget

Derived from a computer programming term, "widget" refers to a virtual object with default settings. In the context of Internet dating, a widget is a man or woman known through his or her on-line profile. A widget remains a widget even when real names have been exchanged. After several in-person meetings, a widget can be referred to by his or her actual name.

So, have you hooked up with any widgets lately?

by Peter February 25, 2004