peter's definitions

alphanumeric

An expensive car, especially one which serves as a status symbol. A suit covered anus typically will drive an alphanumeric. The term comes from the practice among most auto manufacturers of using alphanumeric designations on expensive car models, as opposed to the model names used for cheaper cars, e.g. Infiniti G35 vs. Nissan Altima, or Lexus ES 350 vs. Toyota Camry.

There's nothing like driving an alphanumeric to show people that you're a big shot.

by Peter January 1, 2007

wrath

It's wrath you moron, it's not pronounced wroth you moron.

Adam is determind to prove that it is pronounced wroth

by Peter November 23, 2004

uk.net.news.config

To waffle on for hours on end, also to blow smoke out of your own butt for the good of the usenet community (NOT)

Also to mean boring doofus who needs to get a job

I bet you participate in uk.net.news.config

by Peter July 9, 2003

beauty

beauty is what every living creature posseses

Even the ugliest thing you can ever see, it holds some beauty inside of it.

by Peter August 29, 2003

Londoner

a person who will happily pay the best part of a million pounds for a small terraced house in an 'up-and-coming' area and think that they got a good deal

'Joan and Bob have just bought a 3 bed house in Stoke Newington you know - it was only £600,000 and an excellent investment.'

by peter September 25, 2003

special olympics hopeful

an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.

Matt's another special olympics hopeful.

by Peter April 16, 2004

random

Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective

"The ancient feasts of dreams will roar with remarkable queefs."

"The clouds of kaduka will determine the monthly skeet of justice."

"Facing the green leaf gorilla is inevitable for the doy will chew milk under the horizon"

"When the silly two by four umbrella c walks with monks, I shall fuck until the skies shit out watermelons"

by peter October 13, 2004