Boy 2: Jumps on Boy 1 and dry humps him: Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
Boy 3, 4 and 5: ROFL!
1) A delightfully delicious flakey roll, with origins of France, that one would enjoy plain, perhaps with almond or apple butter, a nice jam, or even the very American breakfast sandwich.
2)When a girls vagina is so flakey that they get in your beard during oral sex.
Toby: "Kim's pussy was so dry that flakes from her twat-croissant got stuck in my goatee."
"The girls and I are trying to plan a bridge night, but Martha keeps croissanting on us."
"I was excited to go out with this really cute guy, but he croissanted at the last minute."
"My wife and I had been planning our trip to Barbados for years. As the date approached, she croissantily tried to postpone it yet again, using our kids as an excuse."