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Someone who doesn't have the skills or talent to hold down a permanent job. They are inherently lazy and sneaky.
Gareth and Simeon are contractors because they can't get real jobs.
by napa2004 March 11, 2005
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What Kid Rock drives after being arrested for beating up Tommy Lee.
Kid Rock got released from the police station, jumped on his contractor, and sped off into the countryside.
by LeotheMan January 29, 2009
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Faggy asian kids who believe they have the ability to kill someone without guilt.
Kid: "I no longer have any qualms about kill you, for I am a contractor"
Me: "Shut the FUCK up"
by IchigoXDark January 19, 2010
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