penguin's definitions

uber-woot

An expression of extreme joy

wow, look how hot she is... UBER-WOOT!

by penguin October 27, 2002

J. Ho

Slut, skank, whore. Someone who wears slutty clothes, preferrably someone with a huge butt.

That girl is such a J. Ho, look at her clothes.

by Penguin June 11, 2006

carnie hands

When someone has exceptionally small hands. Probably started with Austin Powers.

"I can't find mittens that fit because of my carnie hands."

by Penguin December 3, 2004

domokun

A large brown loaf. He was born on a hilltop from a strange white egg. He enjoys rice and walks in the moonlight. He dislikes apples.

Domokun says "Raaaawwrrhh"

by Penguin March 17, 2003

asslamp

The act of one's self sitting on a lamp

Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002

asspirate

to make love to a pirate's ass

Arh.. gimme another flying asspirate

by penguin October 27, 2002

anadaephobia

The fear that somewhere a duck is watching.

Guy 1: Don't laugh at me but I have anadaephobia.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: It's the fear that somewhere a duck is watching. Wait did I just see a flash of yellow?
Guy 2: *slowly backs away*

by pENGUIN September 1, 2015