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shovel

by penguin October 27, 2002
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J. Ho

Slut, skank, whore. Someone who wears slutty clothes, preferrably someone with a huge butt.
That girl is such a J. Ho, look at her clothes.
by Penguin June 11, 2006
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Cello

A more commonly used named than Violincello, a string instrument that is played sitting down. It is held in between the knees and supsended off of the ground by an end pin. It is made of mostly wood and has four strings, A,D,G, and C. Traditionally, the strings were made from cat intestines, but now makers have moved onto steel and other synthetic materials. It is tuned an octave lower than the viola and one octave higher than the cello bass. It is said to be the instrument that most resembles the human voice, with its deep, rich tone. Famous cellist include Yo-Yo Ma, Rasputina featuring three cellist, and Apocalyptica featuring four.
1. The cello sounds beautiful.
2. That cellist sure has talent.
by Penguin October 21, 2004
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anadaephobia

Guy 1: Don't laugh at me but I have anadaephobia.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: It's the fear that somewhere a duck is watching. Wait did I just see a flash of yellow?
Guy 2: *slowly backs away*
by pENGUIN September 1, 2015
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fubar

this class is FUBAR
by penguin October 29, 2002
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internet

Let's go hack some internet sites
by penguin October 28, 2002
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:O

spin's pattented suprise/bored face
by penguin October 27, 2002
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