penguin's definitions

car hole

a place to deposit one's car

Im going to go park in the car hole
see simpsons

by penguin October 28, 2002

runescape

An Addictive multiplayer game where people that get player killed come here to make stupid defenitions of it

I suck at Runescape so i'm gonna trash it!

by penguin January 2, 2004

Nart

A Testicle

Man that is one nasty nart

by penguin November 9, 2003

anadaephobia

The fear that somewhere a duck is watching.

Guy 1: Don't laugh at me but I have anadaephobia.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: It's the fear that somewhere a duck is watching. Wait did I just see a flash of yellow?
Guy 2: *slowly backs away*

by pENGUIN September 1, 2015

cock block

A cock block is when two males are moving in the same girl and the fellow with no chance prevents the second male from advancing on the girl. He cock blocked the second guy and both lose.

This scenerio involves a male "friend" of a girl who continually tries to break the friend boundry while another male moves in on the girl. When the "friend" refuses to let the new guy and the girl be alone, he is cock blocking him. In a way, he is throwing the game for both teams, since no one wins... a cock blocker!

by Penguin September 6, 2003

reject

someone who is undesierable or stupid

Damnit, jonny is a reject for polejumping

by penguin October 28, 2002

:O

spin's pattented suprise/bored face

Damnit peng.. get skinning :o

by penguin October 27, 2002