penguin's definitions

mario

A small italian plumber that gets into the most strange of situations, usually involving walking mushrooms.

Mario world 3 for nintendo

by penguin October 29, 2002

piece

Piece can mean pistol, gun, or any other firearm. It also means a good work of art done by a graffiti artist.

Aw shit man, he better not have his piece in his locker, they're having a check today.

After the battle last night, there are now two beautiful pieces sprayed on the wall.

by Penguin August 22, 2004

kick in the pants

Expression of extreme dissapointment

Ahh damnit... that was a kick in the pants

by penguin October 27, 2002

Molester Moustache

A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.

Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.

by Penguin July 22, 2003

chaichai

Originates from Mandarin. Refers to a kid, or someone cute and cuddly.

Isnt he such a chaichai?

by penguin April 12, 2005

:D

A face to denote happyness

Im teh win :D

by penguin October 27, 2002

tengwar

The BEST alphabet ever! In Tolkien's middle earth, it is used to write not only the Elvish languages, but pretty much all the others, such as Blackspeech and Westron.

I like to write thing with Tengwar and then no one can read them!

by penguin March 22, 2004