penguin's definitions

reject

someone who is undesierable or stupid

Damnit, jonny is a reject for polejumping

by penguin October 28, 2002

cock block

A cock block is when two males are moving in the same girl and the fellow with no chance prevents the second male from advancing on the girl. He cock blocked the second guy and both lose.

This scenerio involves a male "friend" of a girl who continually tries to break the friend boundry while another male moves in on the girl. When the "friend" refuses to let the new guy and the girl be alone, he is cock blocking him. In a way, he is throwing the game for both teams, since no one wins... a cock blocker!

by Penguin September 6, 2003

Molester Moustache

A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.

Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.

by Penguin July 22, 2003

tengwar

The BEST alphabet ever! In Tolkien's middle earth, it is used to write not only the Elvish languages, but pretty much all the others, such as Blackspeech and Westron.

I like to write thing with Tengwar and then no one can read them!

by penguin March 22, 2004

:D

A face to denote happyness

Im teh win :D

by penguin October 27, 2002

chaichai

Originates from Mandarin. Refers to a kid, or someone cute and cuddly.

Isnt he such a chaichai?

by penguin April 12, 2005

internet

A breeding ground for illegal activity

Let's go hack some internet sites

by penguin October 28, 2002