penguin's definitions

internet

A breeding ground for illegal activity

Let's go hack some internet sites

by penguin October 28, 2002

shovel

To brush off someone

Ahh shovel off you asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002

cuddlenap

Cuddling which is so nice it turns into a nap. Generally in the spooning style.

Want to join me for a cuddlenap?

John and I had the best cuddlenap ever yesterday.

by Penguin June 25, 2005

Lord of the Rings

1. Sauron.
2. A book written by jrr tolkien.
3. A movie trilogy directed by Peter Jackson

1.Argh! It's the Lord of the Rings! Run!
2.I'm having a hard time getting into "Lord of the Rings".
3. I have seen "Lord of the Rings" far too many times.

by penguin March 22, 2004

asspirate

to make love to a pirate's ass

Arh.. gimme another flying asspirate

by penguin October 27, 2002

dubya

Exclamation. Anything that is idiotic, stupid, or moronic. Synonyms: George W. Bush, Rap

You just said something bad about penguins? Dubya!

by Penguin February 5, 2005

piece

Piece can mean pistol, gun, or any other firearm. It also means a good work of art done by a graffiti artist.

Aw shit man, he better not have his piece in his locker, they're having a check today.

After the battle last night, there are now two beautiful pieces sprayed on the wall.

by Penguin August 22, 2004