penguin's definitions
A small italian plumber that gets into the most strange of situations, usually involving walking mushrooms.
by penguin October 29, 2002

by penguin October 28, 2002

A cock block is when two males are moving in the same girl and the fellow with no chance prevents the second male from advancing on the girl. He cock blocked the second guy and both lose.
This scenerio involves a male "friend" of a girl who continually tries to break the friend boundry while another male moves in on the girl. When the "friend" refuses to let the new guy and the girl be alone, he is cock blocking him. In a way, he is throwing the game for both teams, since no one wins... a cock blocker!
by Penguin September 6, 2003

Guy 1: Don't laugh at me but I have anadaephobia.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: It's the fear that somewhere a duck is watching. Wait did I just see a flash of yellow?
Guy 2: *slowly backs away*
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: It's the fear that somewhere a duck is watching. Wait did I just see a flash of yellow?
Guy 2: *slowly backs away*
by pENGUIN September 1, 2015

Hi-diddly-ho neighbourino!
by penguin October 28, 2002

by Penguin February 5, 2005
