penguin's definitions

internet

A breeding ground for illegal activity

Let's go hack some internet sites

by penguin October 28, 2002

Cello

A more commonly used named than Violincello, a string instrument that is played sitting down. It is held in between the knees and supsended off of the ground by an end pin. It is made of mostly wood and has four strings, A,D,G, and C. Traditionally, the strings were made from cat intestines, but now makers have moved onto steel and other synthetic materials. It is tuned an octave lower than the viola and one octave higher than the cello bass. It is said to be the instrument that most resembles the human voice, with its deep, rich tone. Famous cellist include Yo-Yo Ma, Rasputina featuring three cellist, and Apocalyptica featuring four.

1. The cello sounds beautiful.
2. That cellist sure has talent.

by Penguin October 21, 2004

J. Ho

Slut, skank, whore. Someone who wears slutty clothes, preferrably someone with a huge butt.

That girl is such a J. Ho, look at her clothes.

by Penguin June 11, 2006

Penis

the thing that starts out as a vienna sausage, and either stays this way, or grows up to be mr penis

your penis is large, your penis is so thick, your penis is so pretty, you have a handsome dick

by penguin November 2, 2003

slacker

one who is slow in doing normal activites

see llama

damnit, jonny is such a slacker

by penguin October 28, 2002

saq

to place something into a shopping bag

yes maam, I'll saq that for you. Paper or plastic?

by penguin October 27, 2002

wewt

A derrivitive of w00t

see w00t.

Wewt.. I scored

by penguin October 28, 2002