penguin's definitions

shovel

To brush off someone

Ahh shovel off you asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002

J. Ho

Slut, skank, whore. Someone who wears slutty clothes, preferrably someone with a huge butt.

That girl is such a J. Ho, look at her clothes.

by Penguin June 11, 2006

Cello

A more commonly used named than Violincello, a string instrument that is played sitting down. It is held in between the knees and supsended off of the ground by an end pin. It is made of mostly wood and has four strings, A,D,G, and C. Traditionally, the strings were made from cat intestines, but now makers have moved onto steel and other synthetic materials. It is tuned an octave lower than the viola and one octave higher than the cello bass. It is said to be the instrument that most resembles the human voice, with its deep, rich tone. Famous cellist include Yo-Yo Ma, Rasputina featuring three cellist, and Apocalyptica featuring four.

1. The cello sounds beautiful.
2. That cellist sure has talent.

by Penguin October 21, 2004

anadaephobia

The fear that somewhere a duck is watching.

Guy 1: Don't laugh at me but I have anadaephobia.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: It's the fear that somewhere a duck is watching. Wait did I just see a flash of yellow?
Guy 2: *slowly backs away*

by pENGUIN September 1, 2015

fubar

fucked up beyond all repair

this class is FUBAR

by penguin October 29, 2002

internet

A breeding ground for illegal activity

Let's go hack some internet sites

by penguin October 28, 2002

:O

spin's pattented suprise/bored face

Damnit peng.. get skinning :o

by penguin October 27, 2002