penguin's definitions

mario

A small italian plumber that gets into the most strange of situations, usually involving walking mushrooms.

Mario world 3 for nintendo

by penguin October 29, 2002

Porque

A severely incorrect way of asking "what are you talking about" or "what is it"

Porque?

by Penguin March 9, 2003

domokun

A large brown loaf. He was born on a hilltop from a strange white egg. He enjoys rice and walks in the moonlight. He dislikes apples.

Domokun says "Raaaawwrrhh"

by Penguin March 17, 2003

Molester Moustache

A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.

Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.

by Penguin July 22, 2003

winNER

a winner is when a guy is having sex with a chick and goes out as hard and as fast as possible in order to come VERY quickly. When he does he shouts, "WINNER" in her face!

Spike is a winner all the time

by penguin July 23, 2003

Penis

the thing that starts out as a vienna sausage, and either stays this way, or grows up to be mr penis

your penis is large, your penis is so thick, your penis is so pretty, you have a handsome dick

by penguin November 2, 2003

Nart

A Testicle

Man that is one nasty nart

by penguin November 9, 2003