penguin's definitions

kick in the pants

Expression of extreme dissapointment

Ahh damnit... that was a kick in the pants

by penguin October 27, 2002

Pants Face

A person of extream uncoolness; annoying and silly.
Also Jerk Face, Jerk Pants, and Face Pants

That guy is such a pants face for saying that.

by penguin March 20, 2004

Molester Moustache

A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.

Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.

by Penguin July 22, 2003

chaichai

Originates from Mandarin. Refers to a kid, or someone cute and cuddly.

Isnt he such a chaichai?

by penguin April 12, 2005

:D

A face to denote happyness

Im teh win :D

by penguin October 27, 2002

tengwar

The BEST alphabet ever! In Tolkien's middle earth, it is used to write not only the Elvish languages, but pretty much all the others, such as Blackspeech and Westron.

I like to write thing with Tengwar and then no one can read them!

by penguin March 22, 2004

cock block

A cock block is when two males are moving in the same girl and the fellow with no chance prevents the second male from advancing on the girl. He cock blocked the second guy and both lose.

This scenerio involves a male "friend" of a girl who continually tries to break the friend boundry while another male moves in on the girl. When the "friend" refuses to let the new guy and the girl be alone, he is cock blocking him. In a way, he is throwing the game for both teams, since no one wins... a cock blocker!

by Penguin September 6, 2003