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1.
A person that is a smart jerk.
Billy : "Hey, I figured out your problem, your mom is fat"
Jimmy : "You are an asslamp"
by Nolat January 05, 2004
 
2.
1. Douchey, or fagy or sometimes mean; similar to asshole but with a more friendly connotation.
You asslamps TP'd my house!

God my dad is being such an asslamp...
by celebrauko September 07, 2008
 
3.
(Verb) Shoving a lamp (light) in your anus; Also known as Asslamping.
"You will definetly hurt yourself if you continue to asslamp."
by BigNig May 07, 2005
 
4.
The act of one's self sitting on a lamp
Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp
by penguin October 27, 2002