penguin's definitions

domokun

A large brown loaf. He was born on a hilltop from a strange white egg. He enjoys rice and walks in the moonlight. He dislikes apples.

Domokun says "Raaaawwrrhh"

by Penguin March 17, 2003

asslamp

The act of one's self sitting on a lamp

Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002

coq

to kick someone in the crotch

penguin coq'd outragefighter

by penguin October 27, 2002

rox

To express extreme acceptance

Hell yeah spin, that jeep is ROX!

by penguin October 27, 2002

skinning

to apply a 2d image to a 3d object

I make skins for quake 3!

by penguin October 27, 2002

lighthouse

An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.

Wally decided to attach the lighthouse to the razor in order to keep his penguin soft and supple.

by Penguin June 23, 2004

Noneday

A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.

What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.

by Penguin January 17, 2005