penguin's definitions

cuddlenap

Cuddling which is so nice it turns into a nap. Generally in the spooning style.

Want to join me for a cuddlenap?

John and I had the best cuddlenap ever yesterday.

by Penguin June 25, 2005

shovel

To brush off someone

Ahh shovel off you asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002

Cello

A more commonly used named than Violincello, a string instrument that is played sitting down. It is held in between the knees and supsended off of the ground by an end pin. It is made of mostly wood and has four strings, A,D,G, and C. Traditionally, the strings were made from cat intestines, but now makers have moved onto steel and other synthetic materials. It is tuned an octave lower than the viola and one octave higher than the cello bass. It is said to be the instrument that most resembles the human voice, with its deep, rich tone. Famous cellist include Yo-Yo Ma, Rasputina featuring three cellist, and Apocalyptica featuring four.

1. The cello sounds beautiful.
2. That cellist sure has talent.

by Penguin October 21, 2004

lighthouse

An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.

Wally decided to attach the lighthouse to the razor in order to keep his penguin soft and supple.

by Penguin June 23, 2004

skinning

to apply a 2d image to a 3d object

I make skins for quake 3!

by penguin October 27, 2002

Noneday

A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.

What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.

by Penguin January 17, 2005

olive

A greenish colour, mostly remnant of the olive... a common north american delicacy

wow... that car is olive...

by penguin October 28, 2002