penguin's definitions

asslamp

The act of one's self sitting on a lamp

Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002

carnie hands

When someone has exceptionally small hands. Probably started with Austin Powers.

"I can't find mittens that fit because of my carnie hands."

by Penguin December 3, 2004

LUE Chat

where the worlds greatest assholes team up and fight the worlds biggest douche bags. Throw a few random buttholes and turds in the mix. Top off with 1 helluva badass penguin guy.
Thats lue chat

Lue chat sucks because of dragon and white.

by penguin November 15, 2004

domokun

A large brown loaf. He was born on a hilltop from a strange white egg. He enjoys rice and walks in the moonlight. He dislikes apples.

Domokun says "Raaaawwrrhh"

by Penguin March 17, 2003

coq

to kick someone in the crotch

penguin coq'd outragefighter

by penguin October 27, 2002

rox

To express extreme acceptance

Hell yeah spin, that jeep is ROX!

by penguin October 27, 2002

uber-woot

An expression of extreme joy

wow, look how hot she is... UBER-WOOT!

by penguin October 27, 2002