Definitions by penguin

cock block

A cock block is when two males are moving in the same girl and the fellow with no chance prevents the second male from advancing on the girl. He cock blocked the second guy and both lose.

This scenerio involves a male "friend" of a girl who continually tries to break the friend boundry while another male moves in on the girl. When the "friend" refuses to let the new guy and the girl be alone, he is cock blocking him. In a way, he is throwing the game for both teams, since no one wins... a cock blocker!

cock block by Penguin September 6, 2003

winNER 

a winner is when a guy is having sex with a chick and goes out as hard and as fast as possible in order to come VERY quickly. When he does he shouts, "WINNER" in her face!

Spike is a winner all the time

winNER by penguin July 23, 2003

Molester Moustache 

A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.

Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.

Molester Moustache by Penguin July 22, 2003

domokun 

A large brown loaf. He was born on a hilltop from a strange white egg. He enjoys rice and walks in the moonlight. He dislikes apples.

Domokun says "Raaaawwrrhh"

domokun by Penguin March 17, 2003

Porque

A severely incorrect way of asking "what are you talking about" or "what is it"

Porque?

Porque by Penguin March 9, 2003

fubar

fucked up beyond all repair

this class is FUBAR

fubar by penguin October 29, 2002

mario 

A small italian plumber that gets into the most strange of situations, usually involving walking mushrooms.

Mario world 3 for nintendo

mario by penguin October 29, 2002