nicole's definitions

UHRINEK

A horrible, incompetent, high school physics teacher. He is usually mocked by his faithful students and typically called either: ur-a-dick or uremic. He rarely, if ever, makes sense and cracks corny jokes throughout class that only the mentally retarded can understand. He dances to rap and country in the wee hours of the morning and never (ever) teaches. Instead, he chooses to talk about completely non-related topics, such as Italy and school dances. He then, proceeds, to be a true asshole and give his classes take home tests that even the AP physics students could not figure out.

He is truly a one of a kind fucker.

Dude, UHRINEK was gyrating to Garth Brooks today.

Yeah? What else is new?

by Nicole December 20, 2004

jiz

Patrick Helton

Hey JIZ!

by nicole April 23, 2004

lou reed

JESUS.

But, more commonly known as the frontman of the Velvet Underground, a rock and roll pioneer, super...

Lou Reed was essential in the writing of The Velvet Underground's brilliant song, "Heroin" and performed it, as well.

by Nicole January 24, 2005

ate shit

to fall with a lot of force

Dude after I ran into the door, I ate shit so bad.

by Nicole February 18, 2004

tweed

abbreviated tumbleweed
strong marijuana

"We be smokin dat tweed till we fall in the grave." -Bone Thugs N Harmony

by Nicole April 5, 2004

lyddan

Synonymous with: Tina, Rick, "Fat Lard"

Multiple uses:
1. One who avoids the sun like the Bubonic Plague, yet always seems to be tan
2. One who overeats... way too much
3. One who can be seen doing a "step BUMP BUMP" when no one is looking
4. One who does gymnastics on regular household furniture
5. One who closely resembles a girl named Jenny from England

That person lives Alaska... but is always so dark... must be a lyddan.

Oh look, the lyddan over there is eating again!

Is that girl over there reciting the alphabet backwards?? What a lyddan!!!

That stupid lyddan ruined my couch on her triple axle vault!!!

Is that Jenny from England???? No.. it's just another lyddan...

by Nicole March 18, 2005

holy demented shit

-a state of being amazed
-state of being frustrated
-when something is so retardedly hilarious

-I want you to write 5 pages about giraffes.
-HOLY DEMENTED SHIT!

-I don't get it...
-Holy demented shit

-I pissed myself in school...
-LMAO! HOLY DEMENTED SHIT, THATS HILARIOUS!

by Nicole February 19, 2004