mick's definitions

cock

1.) a rooster
2.) to pull back on

1.) my gigantic cock outweighed the others at the cock weighing fair.
2.) I cocked my shotgun.

by Mick April 4, 2004

grundle

sweaty, stinky section between ball sack and rectum that girls tend to love to lick. the grundle was made famous my matt lantz.

mick kaywood plays with his grundle.

by mick May 13, 2005

Case of the monday's

when someone comes into work on a monday and they're really pissed off.

"say lawrence when you go into work on a monday and your not feeling too good does anyone ever say to you sounds like a case of the monday's?""no, no man, shit no, i reckon you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.

by Mick July 9, 2004

redhead

An exotic woman with a fiery temper. One of the most beautiful creatures on Earth, too bad there are so little of them. Rumored to have a three times as powerful sex drive as normal women (rumored by the Germans)

by Mick September 29, 2003

rocket science

The study of the 'nether regions' and all other unsanitary manouveres and procedures involving the reproductive organs.

"hey jamie did u do ur rocket science homework on premature ejaculation?".

by Mick October 15, 2004

edging

When wanking. The continual bringing to the edge of shooting a load but backing off to prolong the pleasure.

I’ve been wanking for hours and edging, man my balls ache real bad.

by Mick April 12, 2004

Operation Iraqi Freedom

A cop out name chosen because Operation Iraqi Liberation has the initails O.I.L.

We're in Iraq for O.I.L.

by Mick March 9, 2004