mick's definitions

motorcade

Any wheeled vehicle flying two or more flags. These are often driven by people who, regardless of their background or socioeconomic level, can justly be termed "hicks".

After September 11, some Americans adorned their cars with little flags that affixed to the windows, thus announcing to the highway world the full force and vigor of their Patriotism, which is truer and better than yours. In fact, the flags made them look like the motorcade in the Zapruder film -- whence the term -- and a week or two later the highways were strewn with tattered, broken, muddy, and multiply run-over dime-store degradations of Old Glory that, scientists agree, reflect more accurately the current state of national affairs.

These fools can still be seen today. They are Americans, and far more patriotic than you could ever be; you are the enemy. After all -- how many flags are on *your* car?

gah, another fuckin' motorcade! grab dash yo

by Mick December 27, 2004

foolball

A sport where you throw weird shaped balls, make stupid plays, and score lame touchdowns.

That fat man was watching the foolball game last sunday.

by Mick January 5, 2005

sparcasticate

A word thought up in the spur of the moment posted on urban dictionary in hopes of reaching fame

Mick: We should put sparcasticate on urban dictionary
Matt:lol

by mick January 28, 2005

bigcanadiano

Verbose and incoherent.

"My guess, ducks and water that is, can't seem to hide outside of a boxing," is a BigCanadiano sentence.

by Mick May 29, 2004

lay mud

to drop a shit, hang a terd.

Glenn was watching German porn and the man lay mud on the womens cheast

by mick June 8, 2004

rocket science

The study of the 'nether regions' and all other unsanitary manouveres and procedures involving the reproductive organs.

"hey jamie did u do ur rocket science homework on premature ejaculation?".

by Mick October 15, 2004

kadonkedonk

bigger than a budonkadonk

one really big booty

by Mick November 1, 2004