matty's definitions

faux

false, or immitation...

to pretend.

faux fur...immitation animal fur clothing

faux-pas....a comment made in conversation that reveals to others that you are either stupid or have no idea what your talking about on a particular subject

by matty July 5, 2005

piyuash

means dont ask your neighbour for suggestions on baby names cause the probably cant spell

hey what should i call my kid - call him piyuash

by matty November 3, 2003

scottules

the champions of all champions.

by Matty September 20, 2003

dead leg

its where you smash somebody in the leg really hard and there leg goes like numb, and they have trouble moving it because you just smashed it.

Dooge: man just shuts aop!
Matt: DEAD LEG!!!(smash)
Dooge: ow man shits!

by matty November 7, 2004

melty

A way to describe a person that makes you feel warm on the inside. Generally someone who is both attractive and curteous at the same time.

My friend is so melty it makes people jealous.

by Matty March 1, 2004

Mud Duck

A stupid, fucking ignorant person from Minnesota.

If it wasn't for Mud Ducks the only hockey in North America would be played by our stellar neighbors from Canada.

by Matty October 29, 2003

brownnoser

1.Someone who greases up to the boss and acts like he is the bosses best friend in order to get a promotion.

.1a People who would lick the bosses ass in order too get a promotion

2.Sameer

Sameer brown noses the boss when he's around but does practically nothing when hes gone

by Matty September 23, 2003