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Gremlin

Annoying kid who surfs with the big lads, they let him tag along but dont really like him, makes a good target for practical jokes and name calling. Also known as a grommet, a gremmy or a todd.
by MATTY May 29, 2004
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ftmch

The name of an anti-angel who is so unlucky it is unlikely that someone will say his name so that he can reap their soul.
There are no examples. This is why it is such an unlucky name.
by Matty November 10, 2003
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stage dive

An activity for kids who go to underground shows, it involves crowdsurfing your way to the stage and then jumping back into the crowd. If the stage is small enough, a stage diver might just get up on stage and dive off into the crowd. At some shows, particularly hardcore/metalcore tough-guycore shows, the stage diver will jump into the crowd feet first, kicking, and punching violently because he is stupid and has no respect. The crowd generally does not like stage divers who can't see their feet. This activity is not usually found at larger concerts for the venues like to put up barriers between the stage and the floor.
by matty November 19, 2004
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joysus rarust

it came from me and dooge a long long time ago, it means jesus christ
Matt: man what the hell?
Dooge: man joysus rarust just shutss aopsss
by matty November 7, 2004
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pooing

Beating someone up untill they are down then wiping your ass in their face.
when someone is about to have a fight tell them to poo the other person
by Matty February 6, 2005
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Loveturd

A deposit of excrement left on the chest (above heart) of a lover
I left a steaming loveturd nestling on her bosom
by Matty October 27, 2003
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nadick

My cousin who speaks funny and has an evil little brother and like to go shopping.....
You're so Nadicky!
by Matty January 21, 2004
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