matty's definitions

dead leg

its where you smash somebody in the leg really hard and there leg goes like numb, and they have trouble moving it because you just smashed it.

Dooge: man just shuts aop!
Matt: DEAD LEG!!!(smash)
Dooge: ow man shits!

by matty November 7, 2004

melty

A way to describe a person that makes you feel warm on the inside. Generally someone who is both attractive and curteous at the same time.

My friend is so melty it makes people jealous.

by Matty March 1, 2004

PED

the coolest method of transport

my ped is fat

by matty November 20, 2003

Booty bubble

The appearance of the inner rectum after something huge has been stuck up someone's ass. It blows out like a red bubble, and then deflates back to its normal size.

'Her booty bubble blew out so big, the bitch almost took off'.

by Matty November 22, 2004

huna

marijuana , herb , ganja ,skunkies,weed, reefe, pot, Mary jane

that dude had some wicked huna

by Matty September 23, 2003

Tortescu

A boss who bases his decisions and approach to people solely on his MBA course.

Tortescu's tidy Friday lost us two laptops and he says that's what's supposed to happen

by Matty February 7, 2005

Duderbrohamski

Mix of duder + broham + broski.

Krystle is my duderbrohamski.

by Matty February 26, 2004