matty's definitions

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

donkey cock lock jaw fucker

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty July 19, 2006

kunk

ANything you want it to mean preferably fuck or to light up a BOWL

kunk me kunk you kunk kunk kunk

by MATTY December 17, 2004

powf

its more dramatic then shit, jesus, fuck, however...its so peaceful and lovely

Dooge: man Krissi's hotsss
Matt: man shutsss aop..poufff

by matty November 7, 2004

faux

false, or immitation...

to pretend.

faux fur...immitation animal fur clothing

faux-pas....a comment made in conversation that reveals to others that you are either stupid or have no idea what your talking about on a particular subject

by matty July 5, 2005

dude

a pregnant carp, or small goldfish.

that fish is a dude, its about to give birth

by matty July 5, 2005

box

Techie term used to generically describe a computer, more specifically the case

I have three boxes, one is a microsoft, one is a mac and the last is a linux.

by matty February 4, 2005

Muckraker

A person who stirs up controversy. Typically by revealing the truth that has been covered up by a person or group.

Michael Moore can be considered the Nation's muckraker with the way he has exposed corporate America to be greedy and corrupt.

by Matty January 9, 2004