matty's definitions

melty

A way to describe a person that makes you feel warm on the inside. Generally someone who is both attractive and curteous at the same time.

My friend is so melty it makes people jealous.

by Matty March 1, 2004

hopoate

to stick ones finger up another rugby league players ass on international television

- Manly Sea eagles player ,John Hopoate did so while playing for the new zealand warriors.

thus the hopoate

did you see that, he almost hopoate'd im

by matty April 4, 2004

Billabong

australian slang

a small pond, or hole of water.

gawd daymmit mayt, im thirsty, lets rest at this billabong so we can cool our tinnies (cans of beer) down.

by matty July 5, 2005

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

donkey cock lock jaw fucker

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty July 19, 2006

kunk

ANything you want it to mean preferably fuck or to light up a BOWL

kunk me kunk you kunk kunk kunk

by MATTY December 17, 2004

Duder; d00der.

Female form of dude. Or, feminine male form.

What's up, duder?

by Matty February 26, 2004

Valley Girl

The name given to a girl from the Welsh Valleys. Usually a pikey, a scally or chav, they like to wear gold jewelery and have dirty bleached hair. The male equivalent is a valley boy.

A stinky whore

by MATTY May 27, 2004