matty's definitions

scottules

the champions of all champions.

by Matty September 20, 2003

powf

its more dramatic then shit, jesus, fuck, however...its so peaceful and lovely

Dooge: man Krissi's hotsss
Matt: man shutsss aop..poufff

by matty November 7, 2004

faux

false, or immitation...

to pretend.

faux fur...immitation animal fur clothing

faux-pas....a comment made in conversation that reveals to others that you are either stupid or have no idea what your talking about on a particular subject

by matty July 5, 2005

pooing

Beating someone up untill they are down then wiping your ass in their face.

when someone is about to have a fight tell them to poo the other person

by Matty February 6, 2005

dead leg

its where you smash somebody in the leg really hard and there leg goes like numb, and they have trouble moving it because you just smashed it.

Dooge: man just shuts aop!
Matt: DEAD LEG!!!(smash)
Dooge: ow man shits!

by matty November 7, 2004

Valley Girl

The name given to a girl from the Welsh Valleys. Usually a pikey, a scally or chav, they like to wear gold jewelery and have dirty bleached hair. The male equivalent is a valley boy.

A stinky whore

by MATTY May 27, 2004

melty

A way to describe a person that makes you feel warm on the inside. Generally someone who is both attractive and curteous at the same time.

My friend is so melty it makes people jealous.

by Matty March 1, 2004