matty's definitions

Loveturd

A deposit of excrement left on the chest (above heart) of a lover

I left a steaming loveturd nestling on her bosom

by Matty October 27, 2003

dead leg

its where you smash somebody in the leg really hard and there leg goes like numb, and they have trouble moving it because you just smashed it.

Dooge: man just shuts aop!
Matt: DEAD LEG!!!(smash)
Dooge: ow man shits!

by matty November 7, 2004

melty

A way to describe a person that makes you feel warm on the inside. Generally someone who is both attractive and curteous at the same time.

My friend is so melty it makes people jealous.

by Matty March 1, 2004

flip n fuck

(Noun) Dormroom-style foamy cushion chair that flips out into a bed.

Kyle and I couldn't find an empty bed, luckily there was an unused "flip n fuck" upstairs.

by matty January 18, 2004

neo

close, almost, unsubscribing, undecided, new, recent.

a "neo-hampster owner" would be somone who aspires to look after a hampster, understands all the implications and obligations of keeping a hampster, but does not yet have one to look after.

by matty August 12, 2005

Muckraker

A person who stirs up controversy. Typically by revealing the truth that has been covered up by a person or group.

Michael Moore can be considered the Nation's muckraker with the way he has exposed corporate America to be greedy and corrupt.

by Matty January 9, 2004

piyuash

means dont ask your neighbour for suggestions on baby names cause the probably cant spell

hey what should i call my kid - call him piyuash

by matty November 3, 2003