matty's definitions

whackidextreous

1.The ability to digitally manipulate one own genital with equal ease between the left and right hands, regardless of ones normal predisposition of left or right dexterity.
2.Abnormally dexterous in masterbation.

kerazi1, after many years of surfing the net and downloading wango138's links had become whackidextreous. It doesn't matter which hand is used, the outcome is always the same.

by matty January 26, 2005

mnaa

Word used where no words are really appropriate, needed, or if there is nothing else really to say. Word used to pass time in randomness.

"Do you want to go to the beach?"
"Mnaa"
"How are you feeling?"
"Mnaa"
"And did you enjoy your holidays?"
"Mnaa"

by matty July 30, 2004

brownnoser

1.Someone who greases up to the boss and acts like he is the bosses best friend in order to get a promotion.

.1a People who would lick the bosses ass in order too get a promotion

2.Sameer

Sameer brown noses the boss when he's around but does practically nothing when hes gone

by Matty September 23, 2003

Tortescu

A boss who bases his decisions and approach to people solely on his MBA course.

Tortescu's tidy Friday lost us two laptops and he says that's what's supposed to happen

by Matty February 7, 2005

Mud Duck

A stupid, fucking ignorant person from Minnesota.

If it wasn't for Mud Ducks the only hockey in North America would be played by our stellar neighbors from Canada.

by Matty October 29, 2003

your muma

a great comeback insult when arguing with someone

who stole my last beer? your muma

by Matty September 23, 2003

powf

its more dramatic then shit, jesus, fuck, however...its so peaceful and lovely

Dooge: man Krissi's hotsss
Matt: man shutsss aop..poufff

by matty November 7, 2004