melty

A way to describe a person that makes you feel warm on the inside. Generally someone who is both attractive and curteous at the same time.
My friend is so melty it makes people jealous.
by Matty March 02, 2004
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LCD

Lowest Common Denominator, acronym; for the masses and lower working class
Jesus, they are all watching I'm A Celebrity...Get Me out of Here. Tut tut, how LCD; Nice Burberry/tracksuit... snigger, LCD prick
by Matty November 29, 2004
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Tortescu

A boss who bases his decisions and approach to people solely on his MBA course.
Tortescu's tidy Friday lost us two laptops and he says that's what's supposed to happen
by Matty February 07, 2005
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stage dive

An activity for kids who go to underground shows, it involves crowdsurfing your way to the stage and then jumping back into the crowd. If the stage is small enough, a stage diver might just get up on stage and dive off into the crowd. At some shows, particularly hardcore/metalcore tough-guycore shows, the stage diver will jump into the crowd feet first, kicking, and punching violently because he is stupid and has no respect. The crowd generally does not like stage divers who can't see their feet. This activity is not usually found at larger concerts for the venues like to put up barriers between the stage and the floor.
I took a stage dive.
by matty November 20, 2004
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brownnoser

1.Someone who greases up to the boss and acts like he is the bosses best friend in order to get a promotion.

.1a People who would lick the bosses ass in order too get a promotion

2.Sameer
Sameer brown noses the boss when he's around but does practically nothing when hes gone
by Matty September 23, 2003
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Mud Duck

If it wasn't for Mud Ducks the only hockey in North America would be played by our stellar neighbors from Canada.
by Matty October 30, 2003
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