matty's definitions

ftmch

The name of an anti-angel who is so unlucky it is unlikely that someone will say his name so that he can reap their soul.

There are no examples. This is why it is such an unlucky name.

by Matty November 10, 2003

joysus rarust

it came from me and dooge a long long time ago, it means jesus christ

Matt: man what the hell?
Dooge: man joysus rarust just shutss aopsss

by matty November 7, 2004

brownnoser

1.Someone who greases up to the boss and acts like he is the bosses best friend in order to get a promotion.

.1a People who would lick the bosses ass in order too get a promotion

2.Sameer

Sameer brown noses the boss when he's around but does practically nothing when hes gone

by Matty September 23, 2003

whackidextreous

1.The ability to digitally manipulate one own genital with equal ease between the left and right hands, regardless of ones normal predisposition of left or right dexterity.
2.Abnormally dexterous in masterbation.

kerazi1, after many years of surfing the net and downloading wango138's links had become whackidextreous. It doesn't matter which hand is used, the outcome is always the same.

by matty January 26, 2005

Mud Duck

A stupid, fucking ignorant person from Minnesota.

If it wasn't for Mud Ducks the only hockey in North America would be played by our stellar neighbors from Canada.

by Matty October 29, 2003

your muma

a great comeback insult when arguing with someone

who stole my last beer? your muma

by Matty September 23, 2003

mnaa

Word used where no words are really appropriate, needed, or if there is nothing else really to say. Word used to pass time in randomness.

"Do you want to go to the beach?"
"Mnaa"
"How are you feeling?"
"Mnaa"
"And did you enjoy your holidays?"
"Mnaa"

by matty July 30, 2004