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A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.
Manos, you're a fuckwit.
by Jon Fuller October 17, 2003
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A person so lacking in intelligence that they cannot grasp the simplest concepts.
Jesus, just hit the "ON" switch, you fuckwit.
by sparkles January 20, 2003
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A fuck-wit is a individual with absolute no wits or intelligence and tries to come off smart when really they are just a fuck wit
.....Dude you don't know shit you're such a fuck-wit
by thdude21619 March 30, 2008
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You are such a fuck wit!!
by Your name: July 09, 2003
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Something resembling idiocy...only a wee bit nastier
"Fucking hell Baz you fuck wit"

"You are one 1st class fuck wit"
by Col/Jack/Jimmeh March 21, 2005
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a person with mental capabilities about 0.1% the power of a halfwit.
"If I wasn't suck a fuckwit, I could do percentages and shit"
by Tolle Lege February 11, 2012
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Someone who thinks they're knowledgable in urban slang and contributes hundreds of shitty, worthless entries to urbandictionary.com.
"1. Figga
A fake ass Nigga
All this Figgaz wanna fuck with a real Nigga like me."

What the fuck is this shit, and who's the fuckwit that wrote it?
by SonOfSamus January 16, 2006
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