jimbob's definitions

bitch make me a sandwich

what u say to a woman when u dont want to put up whith any more of her shit.

sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.

by jimbob February 15, 2003

obalay

when attempting to breakdance in front of people, this can be yelled out suddenly/randomly to get everyone's attention.

can also add "west-punjab" at the end of routine

breaking breakdancer: check out my dance moves *dance* *dance* *dance* OBALAY!!!

by jimbob February 15, 2003

FATLOCK

1. A sleuth food detective. A master of discovering what is hidden.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.

1."Hey, Has anyone seen the entire goddamn pizza I put in the Fridge last night!?"

"Ask Fatlock"

2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."

"nNice going, Fatlock"

by JIMBOB January 22, 2004

Formula 1

The pinnacle of motor racing. First began in 1950 at Silverstone England. Great racers: Fangio 5 championships, Prost 4 championships Senna 3 Championships. and now Schumacher who has 7. Open wheel racing, akin to the IRL, but they also turn right. Race once a year at the Indy 500 backwards.

- Schumacher has won again, his 83 F1 victory.
- Oh cobblers

by Jimbob March 18, 2005

tl:dr

Forum lingo for "Too long: didn't read."

Post: "Blah blah blah blah... blah blah blah."

Reply: "tl:dr"

by Jimbob October 12, 2004

bad times

when shit goes wrong.

it was bad times when kian tried to steal my girlfriend.

by jimbob November 15, 2002

invasian

the asian invasion combined into one "dope ass" word

jerry's eyes are so slanted, he must be part of the invasian

by jimbob February 15, 2003