jimbob's definitions

diti muff

an EXTREMELY hairy cunt or beaver. so hairy that it seems to defy the laws of physics. this term cannot be used loosely.

omfg did u see the diti muff on that heffer?

by jimbob February 15, 2003

spassmonkey

spass (german for "fun")
monkey (english for "monkey")

spassmonkey is a well-known web celebrity who can often found swinging around the web, eating bananas.

he is also the spiritual leader of 'the children of hanuman' monkey cult.

hey, it's spassmonkey! that little critter is kinda crazy.

by jimbob April 23, 2004

Servalone

'The waiters choice' anabolic steriod developed for the catering environment. boosts strength in right arm for pint pulling efficiancy, locks left arm at 90 degrees for extra plate lifting ability and eliminates need for sleep and general lust for a break allowing the user to work seemingly impoosible shifts.

A Servalone a day keeps the slacker at bay.

by jimbob September 20, 2003

ACS

AC schnitzer... best aftermarket company EVAR!!!

by jimbob February 15, 2003

chin nuts

the act of having a cock in yo mouf

i gave maria some good chin nuts last night.

by jimbob November 15, 2002

Simon Pegg

Also a suggester of urbandictionary.com as the best website in the commentary for Shaun of the Dead. In reference to the line about his mother, "She's like butter", for which they didn't decide on a definition.

Simon Pegg rocks, girls say he's like butter

by Jimbob March 18, 2005

dope ass

when something is really cool or really good.

damn that weed was pretty dope ass!

by jimbob February 15, 2003