jimbob's definitions

koskesh

One who owns ho's. A ho regulator. Literally a pussy puller.
Also a derogatory word meaning pimp

did you see that koskesh pimp slap that gende?

by jimbob December 26, 2003

hed

The word "hed" is commonly confused with "head." "Hed" is a synonym for "blow job."

The 98 year old prostitute next door gave my grandpa hed.

by Jimbob January 15, 2004

dud

describing a nuclear/explosive device when object does not detonate upon impact of Iraqi soil or Saddam's face

The nuke we sent over to Saddam's palace was a dud.

by Jimbob January 18, 2004

Shaun Dean

A big homo who is a straitedge loser who knocks people's beers out of their hands at rock shows.
ie HARDCORE

see PAIN TRAIN

Hey, Shaun Dean, I'm gonna beat your ass with an empty whiskey bottle you little bitch.

by JIMBOB January 20, 2004

tuffie

tuffie - confectionary

comes from middle england

"you coming to the tuffie shop mate?"

by jimbob January 21, 2004

FATLOCK

1. A sleuth food detective. A master of discovering what is hidden.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.

1."Hey, Has anyone seen the entire goddamn pizza I put in the Fridge last night!?"

"Ask Fatlock"

2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."

"nNice going, Fatlock"

by JIMBOB January 22, 2004

adderley

One who can do balloon- modelling with the inside of one's throat. A massive asset at childrens parties and in the bedroom. Usually Kingstanding females possess this talent, but it has been known for more men to be born with this amazing gene.

"look, another Adderley! Mummy's made a little balloon doggy. Isn't Mummy clever!!"

by JimBob January 29, 2004