jimbob's definitions

Servalone

'The waiters choice' anabolic steriod developed for the catering environment. boosts strength in right arm for pint pulling efficiancy, locks left arm at 90 degrees for extra plate lifting ability and eliminates need for sleep and general lust for a break allowing the user to work seemingly impoosible shifts.

A Servalone a day keeps the slacker at bay.

by jimbob September 20, 2003

Ambo

A small Amit Patel Variant used as small attack dogs

Im gonna get my ambo to rip your balls off jimbob

by JimBob December 25, 2003

horn

To be 'on the horn', usually used when single to mean horny, and no-one but yourself to indulge with.

Oh man, I was on the horn last week... i had to jack off three times in one day.

by jimbob August 29, 2004

Shaun Dean

A big homo who is a straitedge loser who knocks people's beers out of their hands at rock shows.
ie HARDCORE

see PAIN TRAIN

Hey, Shaun Dean, I'm gonna beat your ass with an empty whiskey bottle you little bitch.

by JIMBOB January 20, 2004

Fritherized

The impersonation of the mighty frith by dropping,tripping,spilling or breaking.

Wax?....what WAX!!!

by jimbob December 20, 2003

Booze

what you drink when you are sad, a loser, bored, drunk, upset, mad at the world, or just feel like making the world go round.

I drink booze because it makes the world go round.

by jimbob September 11, 2003

bidet

a hose to wash ur ass after you take a shet. extremely soothing

i started to use my bidet after ever shit and i never felt any cleaner!

by jimbob February 16, 2003