by java monster February 22, 2008
To old farts were making their way up the mountain on a chair lift, when a plastic bird forced them to duck shot, an then quack afterwards.
by java monster February 18, 2008
The cat's been plugged out ever since we fish bowled it's kitty-condo.
The TV isn't working right... ...I think it's too plugged out...
The TV isn't working right... ...I think it's too plugged out...
by java monster February 22, 2008
by java monster February 22, 2008
When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.
1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.
2.) Captian Crunch.
3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
2.) Captian Crunch.
3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
by java monster February 22, 2008
A girl with a really long skinny neck. Most commonly noted for the goofy nature in which their head sways back and forth when they run.
I saw some african giraffodils sporting some stupid necklaces in national geographic this morning.
That family of narrow necked indian people who live next door are growing a giraffodil in their backyard; however, I don't think it's right that they let it play outside with the normal kids.
That family of narrow necked indian people who live next door are growing a giraffodil in their backyard; however, I don't think it's right that they let it play outside with the normal kids.
by java monster February 22, 2008
Another word for marijuana.
by java monster February 22, 2008