28 definitions by java monster

An array of sequenced mental activity. Generally, a series of thoughts.
The President solved a conflict the other day in the Middle East after a hemorrhaging brain kabob with world leaders.

The President made a myriad of conflicts today in the Center West after a spell-binding brain kabob with a homeless dinosaur.
by java monster February 18, 2008

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Rob's fav dish. Usually made from sock-eye salmon, and stuffing consists usually of king crab, mmmmm, delishus. I first saw it at Sam's Club in Lowell.
Rob was pooped from doing GUI so he devoured a salmon pinwheel.
by java monster February 17, 2008

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Long for "rips", referring to puffing the chibba.
All these grav ripes are making me feel like eating some salmon pinwheels.
by java monster February 22, 2008

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A substitution for any word in a spoken or written sentence, including itself.
Your pet duck is squaballo jangallo with that wing peircing.

Why do more when squaballo jangallo and price it the same as your fat donkey.
by java monster February 22, 2008

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To toast a shot of awful booze, usually USA rum, to a plastic duck at Sunday River.
To old farts were making their way up the mountain on a chair lift, when a plastic bird forced them to duck shot, an then quack afterwards.
by java monster February 18, 2008

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Another word for a human hand.
Mama, I'm gonna rock your cheeks with a vigorous pentafinger.
by java monster February 24, 2008

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Shooting a beer like a missile.
Goddard doesn't drink, he skudwizers.
by java monster February 22, 2008

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