doug's definitions

hoedad

A Hoedad is a tool used to plant trees. The Hoedads Cooperative was a unique social and political workforce whose members consciously or unconsciously partook in a restoration and healing of the northwest timber industry that too often was (and still is) motivated by greed instead of sustainable and sound practices.

When I was a hoedad my hands had thick callouses.

by Doug February 22, 2004

Funpossible

Describes an act one wishes to do in the future which might be possible, though not definite, but would most assuredly be fun.

Mike: that might be possible
Doug: it might be fun
Mike: well it would definitely be fun

by Doug February 28, 2004

slag

Definition: Undesirable runoff

That chick is SLAG! Nothing but slag.

by Doug April 10, 2005

l77t

Something a faggot would type in a tragically ironic attempt to seem l33t

Alec: i'm
Alec: l77t

by Doug March 6, 2004

Incest

A scented stick which emits a pleasant aroma when burned.

The house smelled lovely after I lit some vanilla incest.

by Doug March 1, 2003

Jizzgibbon

Someone who wimps on when its their turn to hit bong.

Hit the bong John you fucking jizzgibbon!

by Doug November 8, 2003

Beef Curtain

It means pussy lips.

Time to start the show better spread the Beef Curtain

by Doug March 31, 2005