doug's definitions

sandwhich maker

A woman.

When my sandwhich maker stops working, I just hit it a few times.

by Doug March 12, 2004

Shred

The act of playing fast on a guitar. It can be done with grace, anger, and ownageness

Steve Vai shreds like a madman

by Doug April 12, 2004

Beef Curtain

It means pussy lips.

Time to start the show better spread the Beef Curtain

by Doug March 31, 2005

Hawkey-Noble

A useless twat that gives his slaves nothing but grief. Cannot speak english as a proper Canadian and drives on the wrong side of the road

Hawkey-noble is an import that is completely uselss

by Doug April 1, 2005

Jizzgibbon

Someone who wimps on when its their turn to hit bong.

Hit the bong John you fucking jizzgibbon!

by Doug November 8, 2003

amazingness

When something is amazing according to Doug.

Doug Says: That is quite amazing.

by Doug March 18, 2004

ligaf

"like i give a fuck"

by Doug December 3, 2002