doug's definitions

fucktitude

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

by Doug March 1, 2003

crack'in stick

Pulling on one own penis until ejaculation. AKA punching the ugly midget, wacking-off and flogging the dolphin

Bob's mom had no idea that her little bobbie was crack'in stick when she went in his room to put the clothes away.

by Doug January 29, 2005

Avril

Atest from the rock god to test whether or not people actually do appreciate rock/punk/grunge or whether they do it as a poser, a poser would like avril and claim she's a punk rock chick, these people need to be locked in a small room with avril, and annoy each other to death. see; good track killer, stuck up tart, liar.

Avril is such an embarressment to our species, a waste of time space and the money charitable people pay to see her "sing"

by Doug March 4, 2004

douching

process of rinsing out the rectum to make sure that there is no left over shit remaining in the bowel.

squirting water up bum to clean prior to anal sex

by doug December 16, 2003