david's definitions

butthead

a person who has a good body, but not a face; can sometimes be used interchageably with tip drill

everything looks good, but they head

by David March 28, 2004

You People

What Uncle Arthur of TV Show BEWITCHED (starring Elizabeth Montgomery) asked Darren's side of the family. Uncle Arthur played by Paul Lynde was a Warlock where as Darren (Dick York) and the members of the Stephens family were mortal. They easily fainted, became defensive, showed emotion and affirmed bias. Samantha's family members were each Centuries old, thus sophisticated. This advantage had them versed from world travel, languages of the tongue & the ages and accessibility to alternate astro-planes.

I just changed your purse into its original animal . What's so unusual about that ? No need to become so reactionary. Who are you people anyway?

by David December 12, 2015

Relegate

To reserect a fence.

"OMG! WTF? I just knocked down that wall, he must of relegated it"

by David March 8, 2003

Shellacking the shellaleigh

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

by David February 11, 2005

rice rocket

A slow car, usually a 4 cylinder mitsubishi lancer or hyundai excel that is 'riced' up by the owner by putting stickers all over it and adding a rear wing (for extra downforce on the rear to improve acceleration in their front wheel drive car). Other common 'modifications' include the infamous 'drain pipe' exhaust system, and 'lowering' - which is done by cutting the springs with a pair of pliers or tin-snips. The drivers of these sorts of cars are usually young teenagers who have no clue about cars, and actually think their car is 'fast' - and then either refuse to race a decent car (because they know they'll get annihilated), or get absolutely humiliated when they do.

The other night this guy in this rice rocket was revving his engine at the lights, trying to get me to race him... so I laughed a bit at first, then thought 'hmm why not'. He took off as fast as he could, and was wondering why he couldn't pass me when I was just staying beside him at half-throttle. Then I dropped back a gear and nailed it, hitting full-boost and leaving the poor ricer in a cloud of smoke about 15 car lengths behind.

by David March 27, 2003

envelope

Something you can send mail in. It is correctly pronounced ''en-vuh-lope''. ''onvelope'' is a mispronunciation of the word.

See ''onvelope''.

I think I need to open the envelope.

by David March 7, 2004

Taylor Hicks

One of the few, true soul performers to sing on American Idol. Known for his flinching, good nature and grey hair, he is arguably the best singer on season 5 of American Idol.

Wow I saw Taylor Hicks perform tonight and voted for him over 20 times!

by David July 16, 2008