david's definitions

Hayes

A girl with one tit or one tit bigger than the other

I was gonna fuck this girl in Huntsville Alabama once but she was a hayes.

by David November 9, 2006

Shellacking the shellaleigh

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

by David February 11, 2005

rice rocket

A slow car, usually a 4 cylinder mitsubishi lancer or hyundai excel that is 'riced' up by the owner by putting stickers all over it and adding a rear wing (for extra downforce on the rear to improve acceleration in their front wheel drive car). Other common 'modifications' include the infamous 'drain pipe' exhaust system, and 'lowering' - which is done by cutting the springs with a pair of pliers or tin-snips. The drivers of these sorts of cars are usually young teenagers who have no clue about cars, and actually think their car is 'fast' - and then either refuse to race a decent car (because they know they'll get annihilated), or get absolutely humiliated when they do.

The other night this guy in this rice rocket was revving his engine at the lights, trying to get me to race him... so I laughed a bit at first, then thought 'hmm why not'. He took off as fast as he could, and was wondering why he couldn't pass me when I was just staying beside him at half-throttle. Then I dropped back a gear and nailed it, hitting full-boost and leaving the poor ricer in a cloud of smoke about 15 car lengths behind.

by David March 27, 2003

Relegate

To reserect a fence.

"OMG! WTF? I just knocked down that wall, he must of relegated it"

by David March 8, 2003

envelope

Something you can send mail in. It is correctly pronounced ''en-vuh-lope''. ''onvelope'' is a mispronunciation of the word.

See ''onvelope''.

I think I need to open the envelope.

by David March 7, 2004

invertebrate

An animal that does not have a backbone. Insects, arachnids, starfish, jellyfish, octopuses, sponges, and corals are all invertebrates.

Invertebrates are the most populated animals on the planet.

by David March 6, 2004

britney spears

Nobody denies that she's sexually active; not even Britney Spears herself. Sluts are women who have sex with numbers of men without having relationships with them. Britney Spears is married. Just because she's extremely attractive and is comfortable with expressing her sexuality rather than hiding it from the media doesn't mean she's a slut.

Britney Spears is pretty damn hot and nobody can deny that.

by david January 22, 2005