david's definitions

sammy sosa

a set of two names/words that will forever be used to describe a frikin cheater.

look, i corked my bat. i just pulled a, "sammy sosa!"

by david January 18, 2004

NOKC

Naked On Karrie's Chair

Used to denote an inconsiderate or revolting action on the part of a houseguest.

Rinsc: and yesterday morning she sat naked on a chair that karrie sits on to put on her makeup. Karrie was pissed.
bbm: rank
DuD: is he shagging her yet?
bbm: lol

by david July 10, 2004

smoke detector

A device in your house that beeps when it detects smoke. It goes off when your toast starts to burn. Every house should have atleast one smoke detector.

If you don't have a smoke detector it would be a good idea to get one.

by David March 8, 2004

ananas

Originated in polish language meaning pineapple. can be used in slang meaning "dick"

I have a hard ananas
Mam twardego ananasa

by David February 22, 2005

Blinocac

Race of mutants in the David Heald Sci-Fi epic "Space War 2400" Decended from German humans, the Blinocac are a ruthless brood of warmongers.

The Blinocac fleet is moving in on our position, should we engage or bug out?

by David March 31, 2004

hog fucked

to be violently loved against ones will whilst bound in the style of a swine.

"i peered from the eastern window of my library to find on that most bitter of november mornings, some children were brutally hog-fucking a band of gypsies at the edge of the woods"

by david December 14, 2003

Cankle

Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.

Good god look at the cankles on that fat lady!

by David May 23, 2004