david's definitions

marta

A bus; also known as Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta

I'll take the Marta to work today.

by David April 25, 2003

Ringu

A Japenese movie about an urban legend in which if you see a certain video, you will die in 7 days. See also The Ring

Remember in the English version of Ringu, when the reporter figures out how the tape works?

by David April 28, 2003

lad

your penis

my lad got wackhed three times last night.

by david April 30, 2003

Perfectious

1.Means being perfect. Having the property of perfection.
2.Used to respectfully describe sexy girls.

This girl I know, April, is perfectious.

by David April 30, 2003

COCOVIPER

An asinine individual who obssesses with loud, unnecessary computer components. Enjoys bragging about eeking more performance out of his computer via overclocking without regard to stability. The individual seems to enjoy the airflow his system produces.

CoCoViper> LOLZ I HAEV TEH 590 CFM THATZ Y MY CASE SAYS TEH 590 ONI T WITH L33T MAILB0XX0RZ LETTERS HAHA WHWH AHAH U LOSE NVIDI AIS TEH L33T W00T

by David April 30, 2003

punch the clown

to sniff a females dirty underwear

I was punching your clowns yesterday before I washed them.

by David May 1, 2003

crazy dutch bastard

What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold

Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!

by david May 4, 2003