david's definitions

beast

anything that is good, or someone that is good, past tense to own someone

that is beast

you are such a beast

i beasted you

by david April 20, 2004

sammy sosa

a set of two names/words that will forever be used to describe a frikin cheater.

look, i corked my bat. i just pulled a, "sammy sosa!"

by david January 18, 2004

Hohf.

1. adv. To be mad. "I'm Pissed Hohf!"

2. n. Bug Spray. "Hohf Bug Spray"

3. adv. To release from or take away. "GET HOHF ME"

Get Hohf the road, asshole.

by David November 12, 2004

nhi

Acronym used by police to describe crimes between vicious criminals. (No Humans Involved)

I'm not wasting too much time time trying to solve this MF-er; its an NHI

by David November 3, 2003

Nick Lachey

Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.

He's such a Nick Lachey.

by David May 12, 2004

Ambulance Chaser

A journalist who races to accidents and fires in order to take pictures and sell more newspapers. Similar to paparazzi.

In an effort to sell more papers, the Tribune has more ambulance chasers than real journalists.

by David October 13, 2003

Donmah

It is a variation of the Italian slang word, Mahdon. Mahdone meaning (Holy Shit usually in a good way) Donmah means holy shit in a BAD way... Like when looking a a really ugly girl or or guy say DONMAH! You would use MAHDON if they were hot!

DONMAH! Look at that beast, not in a million years!

by David February 7, 2005