david's definitions

nargis

(n.) a rare, warm, soft, very sweet and tasty delicasy, encased in a slightly tough shell, (which can become softer and more tranlucent to the experienced connoisseur); to be desired, savoured and appreciated by those with a taste for fine things.

by David August 9, 2003

Honey-Magnum

"Wicked awesome" - New Norberian English.

Aw gee, Dad - a RADIOFLYER WAGON?? HONEY-MAGNUM!

by David January 13, 2005

Fucking

what a guy does when a girl is having sex with him

John: "Hey Bill what is sex to you?"
Bill: "Its what Jane does while iam fucking her"
John: "damn that Jane of yours is fucking sepiatone(dope)
Bill: "John you are fucking dead"

by David October 10, 2003

dugout

To defecate in a public urinal. Called so because it has to be "dug out" of the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker".

I was pissed off with the service at the restaurant, so I went to the bathroom and left them a dugout.

by David September 28, 2005

shmammered

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

by David July 7, 2004

Doobie

1.the butt end of a joint.
2.hebrew definition: teddy bear.

1. Dude... dont hog that doobie... puff puff pass! It is almost gone!
2. I love to cuddle my doobie when I am stoned before I fall asleep!

by David July 28, 2004

cheddah

cash money in all its cheesy glory.

that sitcom deal landed me some major chedah.

by David March 16, 2003