david's definitions

Relegate

To reserect a fence.

"OMG! WTF? I just knocked down that wall, he must of relegated it"

by David March 8, 2003

envelope

Something you can send mail in. It is correctly pronounced ''en-vuh-lope''. ''onvelope'' is a mispronunciation of the word.

See ''onvelope''.

I think I need to open the envelope.

by David March 7, 2004

Shellacking the shellaleigh

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

by David February 11, 2005

Taylor Hicks

One of the few, true soul performers to sing on American Idol. Known for his flinching, good nature and grey hair, he is arguably the best singer on season 5 of American Idol.

Wow I saw Taylor Hicks perform tonight and voted for him over 20 times!

by David July 16, 2008

POONIS

the genitalia of a hermaphrodite (part poon and part penis)

by David September 28, 2003

hoover manuever

When you have sex with a girl in the ass, then pull her legs up and push her around on her forehead like a vacuum cleaner, i.e. "hoover maneuver."

"I pulled a hoover maneuver on her last night; her forehead is still rugburnt."

by david November 17, 2004

dinkers

When a girl has two pony tails on each side of the back of her head. That is called dinkers.

Katie and Allie wanted to wear dinkers for school todway instead of a single ponytail.

by david April 9, 2005