david's definitions

Boogie man

A made up monster used to scare little kids

5 year old: Big brother, is the boogie man real?
Brother: Yes, AND HE'S COMING TO GET YOU
5 yr old: AHHH *runs like an idiot

by David July 26, 2004

bologna nipples

Using coins for measurement, these are nipples which are equal to or greater than $3.04 on a C cup.

She's was really hot until she took off her shirt and I saw her bologna nipples and I was like, "Damn! Put your shirt back on or turn around!"

by david February 11, 2004

haha

A sound made when laughing

I am laughing at you.

by David November 29, 2003

Up Top

Something that is cool, as to evoke a high-five.

Jelly Bellies are up top!
Man, that girl is up top!
Did you see that?! That was up top!

by David March 4, 2004

clit bang

Ow!

Bang! Ow!

by David November 8, 2003

blazing blunts

means getting high, smoking maraijuana and getting high.

We were blazing blunts at the party all night man

by David November 4, 2003

Cankle

Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.

Good god look at the cankles on that fat lady!

by David May 23, 2004