david's definitions

Wisconsin

A Province within the United States of a America

I ate cheese in wisconsin

by David August 28, 2006

asspuppet

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

by David December 9, 2003

American Identity

what it means to be an American: one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here

When Miss Poblete asked the class what the American Identity is, David said an American is one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here.

by David June 19, 2006

commode

A politer way to say ''toilet''.

I need to make sure the cat uses the commode.

by David March 6, 2004

cragie

literally means crazy. Koreans FOBs can't pronounce the word crazy so they say cragie

Jordan is a cragie sheep fucker!

by david August 3, 2004

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoeconiosis

This is the longets word in the ENTIRE English Language. Its 45 letters long and 19 syllables... Count it out

He's right... it is the best freakin'word on the planet.

by David May 13, 2005

hicky

a dark red mark that shows on your skin if someone sucks on it.

Nick gave melissa the reddest hicky on her neck last night, while they were getting all kinds of freaky.

by david October 9, 2004