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ibanez

Awesome guitar Company get an RG series
by David July 18, 2003
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Sataness

n.
The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity in the form of a beautiful, lustful, women. She is evil hearted, shallow, and weak willed, but can fool any man into falling for her spell. Her sexy outer shell hides the evil within.
I fucked the ultimate Sataness last night and my dick fell off 14 hours later.

That Vanessa is Sataness!
by David January 22, 2004
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commode

A politer way to say ''toilet''.
I need to make sure the cat uses the commode.
by David March 6, 2004
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Hohf.

1. adv. To be mad. "I'm Pissed Hohf!"

2. n. Bug Spray. "Hohf Bug Spray"

3. adv. To release from or take away. "GET HOHF ME"
by David November 12, 2004
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lad

by david April 30, 2003
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webshots

A webshot is defined as what you may do to celebrate (i.e. drink some form of alcohol) an occasion with someone while partaking in some form of communication over the internet (webcam, voicechat, IM).

Typically used between friends who can't be at the same place at the same time during an event of interest, but wish to still drink to said occasion.

Note: May also be abused as an excuse to drink alone.
screenname1:Happy birthday man! Cheers! *takes shot*
screenname2:Thanks man, cheers! *takes shot as well*

Person: What are you doing? You really shouldn't be drinking alone
Alcoholic Friend: Don't worry man, I'm... I'm taking webshots with a f-friend of mine
Person: Riiiight.
by David May 23, 2008
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NOKC

Naked On Karrie's Chair

Used to denote an inconsiderate or revolting action on the part of a houseguest.
Rinsc: and yesterday morning she sat naked on a chair that karrie sits on to put on her makeup. Karrie was pissed.
bbm: rank
DuD: is he shagging her yet?
bbm: lol
by david July 10, 2004
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