david's definitions

Sataness

n.
The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity in the form of a beautiful, lustful, women. She is evil hearted, shallow, and weak willed, but can fool any man into falling for her spell. Her sexy outer shell hides the evil within.

I fucked the ultimate Sataness last night and my dick fell off 14 hours later.

That Vanessa is Sataness!

by David January 22, 2004

choth

some one who dress's like a goth and a charva

Chris bell

by David May 7, 2003

crackalakin

A phrase that means, "What is going on."

Hey guys, what's crackalakin?

by David November 12, 2003

Twater

The vulgar term that pilots have for the short field take off aircraft, the Twin Otter: Note: nearly all aircraft have at least one vulgar name

I could see some towering cumulonimbus up ahead so I handed the twater over to the copilot and checked the terminal forecast.

by David November 21, 2004

my face

whatever blind cant see me

I dont like you man. my face!

by David February 16, 2005

fart

Explosion of the anus which is located between the as cheeks. May cause a foul odour and or some soiling of pants.

"It's time for the daily rumbler! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*breath in*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

A fart such as this one would cause all world domination by the ass performing the act. A huge crator would also be formed and the person boosted into the atmosphere.

by David October 15, 2006

kung foolery

(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing

2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight

"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"

by David December 31, 2004