david's definitions

Redneck

Someone from the Southern States of America. Fasinated with the KKK and the CSA Civil War flag, and hanging black people. Redneck has become popular now days because country music is starting to sound more and more like pop music. Thanks to "Blue Collar TV" it is "cool" to be a Redneck.

Man Clayton is a true Redneck and Jesse is a damn Yankee who wants to be a Redneck.

by David October 2, 2004

Soks

The second best online comic ever, after 8-bit theatre.

www.pineappleroad.net is the site.

by David January 19, 2004

buttmunch

Someone who loves too eat butt, such as a cat or child(Aaron).

Wow, Ali, you sure are a slutty buttmunch....

by David April 24, 2003

Mex

A short way to say mexican u stupid fuck. I can't believe u didn't noe that

The mex was workin tiredly until its mighty queen (jlo) come and they start to yell ARF ARF.

by David February 17, 2004

gbb

get broadband

(said to annoying people on dial up who insist on downloading lossless audio files at 5kbps for days on end)

D: hey beebs, can i get some flac?
B: gbb you tosser

by david July 8, 2004

cheesy gordita crunch

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

by David October 11, 2007

purplachi

purple + liberachi

Being of an extremely gay nature.

Greg is purplachi in nature

Greg, Richard Simmons

by David May 13, 2005