david's definitions

Mandingo

A penis that exceeds 12 inches.

My mandingo could probably choak a land dwelling mammal.

by David April 4, 2005

bedroom

The room in your house where you sleep and keep your clothes. Bedrooms usually have a closet in them.

I need to go check my bedroom to make sure everything is still there.

by David March 6, 2004

nigger piss

Cheap, malt liquor like OE, Mickeys, etc. Black people don't have the money to by more pricier booze, so they blow it off on malt liquor which gets you trashed pretty fast, but tastes like shit. OE is also the color of piss.

Fuck OE I don't want none of that nigger piss!

by David July 11, 2006

rake

to be good at something

I rake at video games. I raked you at basketball yesterday

by david February 27, 2005

w00t

All other definitions are new definitions. w00t originated on games such as counterstrike by nerds and it stands for "we own(ed) the other team." Now everyone and their fucking bastard son is using the word and they don't know where it came from.

Nerd 1: Awesome! I pwned his ass!
Nerd 2: Nubs...
Nerd 1: w00t!

by David May 13, 2005

Schenectady

An incurable affliction of the duodenum.

I'm so sorry sir, but you've got Schenectady.

by David November 8, 2003

l33t

Meaning "Elite", which on the internet is spelled "31337". This was then shortened to "1337" or "l33t" and pronounced "Leet". A l33t is one who "pwns" (owns) "n00bs" (players who are bad at a particular game) all day long locked away in their dark room, perhaps hacking a mainframe or two. Closely associated with h4x0rz (hackers) that are good at what they do.

I am teh uber l33t h4x0r that will pwn all teh n00bs! w00t!

by David October 12, 2005