david's definitions

myocardial infarction

1)death of myocardium following ischemia, usually due to an occlusion of the coronary artery (MI)

2)a term to simultaneously communicate "heart attack" and "i am pompous"

i know what an MI is. im an arrogant premed.

by david January 3, 2004

Mythic Entertainment

Mythic is a small Game company which first came out with some fairly cool at the time games back around 1996, they were small time, and werent Some Big shot company at first, and still they arent that big, then came out with a hit, Dark Age of Camelot, which is an MMRPG that is played online. Basically the story goes king Aurther has died, and the Norse of one Realm are attacking the Celts at another Realm against Aurthur's Home realm. Very cool game if you have the time to put into it. Many expansions have come out, and some people say that the game has become less and less fun with new expansions, but for the most part, the game is One of the Finest MMORPGS out there. Its a Bitter Rival of World of Warcraft. Mythic is now Starting concepts of it's next game which sets place in an alternate Earth where Rome never fell, and it is set in the future, not much more is known about it, probably at least 2 years away.

I cannot wait to see Mythic Enterainment at the E3 game convention.

by David March 14, 2005

kafunked

Shot with a gun, usually in an especially violent or agressive manner. This word derives from southern street gangs, and is likely a mixture of "kablammed" and "funked."

"I hear he got kafunked last night in the alley way by those Bloods."

by David December 15, 2004

assholes

any group of people who offend you

nu septaton are a bunch of assholes

by david October 12, 2003

choda/chode

Testical sweat

I got major choda

by david August 4, 2003

hooah

hooah (hoo ah) adj., adv., n., v., conj., interj., excla. Orig. unknown Slang. 1. Referring to or meaning anything and everything except "no". 2. What to say when at a loss for words. 3.a. Good copy. b. Roger. c. Solid copy. d. Good. e. Great. f. Message received. g. Understood. h. Acknowledged. 4.a. Glad to meet you. b. Welcome. 5. "All right!" 6.a. I don't know the answer, but I'll check on it. b. I haven't the foggiest idea. 7. I am not listening. 8. "That is enough of your drivel; sit down!" 9. Yes. 10. "You've got to be kidding me!" 11. Thank you. 12. Go to the next slide. 13. You've taken the correct action. 14. I don't know what that means, but I'm too embarassed to ask for clarification. 15. Squared away (He's pretty hooah.) 16. Amen!

first Sergeant: "Off-Post personnel will help cleaan the barracks."
Soldier: "Hooah Top." thinking this is fucked up.

by david November 18, 2003

ketch

How catch is pronounced. catch is pronounce like ''ketch''.

I am going to ketch the ball.

by David June 10, 2004