david's definitions

ananas

Originated in polish language meaning pineapple. can be used in slang meaning "dick"

I have a hard ananas
Mam twardego ananasa

by David February 22, 2005

hog fucked

to be violently loved against ones will whilst bound in the style of a swine.

"i peered from the eastern window of my library to find on that most bitter of november mornings, some children were brutally hog-fucking a band of gypsies at the edge of the woods"

by david December 14, 2003

God

1. God is a thought of that which transcends thought.
2. The God that is God is not God

1. God is above that thoughts of Humans
2. What you believe to be God is not really God

by David March 28, 2005

yutz

This is from the Yiddish, it means ditz, clutz, dumkoft, ninny, nincompoop, socially incompetant boob, twit, dumbass.

Example? I gotta provide a sample?? Sheesh!! Use it like any of those word up there!!! What yutz thought up this stupid requirement!?!?!

by David December 4, 2003

God

A being who is the ultimate creator of everything in existence. God has caused mixed reactions in people ranging from absolute love, to absolute hate. God also has a son named Jesus, according to the Bible.

God is the most picked on being in my opinion.

by David July 4, 2006

uh-oh pimp

uh-oh pimp.
much like the uh-oh oreo, a white person that is black on the inside.

"Dude, stop being black, you're white"
"Only on the outside yo, Im an uh-oh pimp"

by David March 5, 2005

recidivist

Someone who is repeatedly arrested for criminal behavior (especially for the same criminal behavior)

The recidivist was once again arrested for smoking weed at school.

by David May 18, 2004