david's definitions

Shellacking the shellaleigh

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

by David February 11, 2005

britney spears

Nobody denies that she's sexually active; not even Britney Spears herself. Sluts are women who have sex with numbers of men without having relationships with them. Britney Spears is married. Just because she's extremely attractive and is comfortable with expressing her sexuality rather than hiding it from the media doesn't mean she's a slut.

Britney Spears is pretty damn hot and nobody can deny that.

by david January 22, 2005

commode

A politer way to say ''toilet''.

I need to make sure the cat uses the commode.

by David March 6, 2004

Hateraid

to have hatred towards or to hate on(Insult.)

he droped a huge bottle of Hateraid on me.

by david December 9, 2003

cragie

literally means crazy. Koreans FOBs can't pronounce the word crazy so they say cragie

Jordan is a cragie sheep fucker!

by david August 3, 2004

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoeconiosis

This is the longets word in the ENTIRE English Language. Its 45 letters long and 19 syllables... Count it out

He's right... it is the best freakin'word on the planet.

by David May 13, 2005

sponch

sponch- "own" someone or something, in otherwords show your supiriority.

see pwn

I just sponched your gonch!

by David November 4, 2004