david's definitions
Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.
by David May 23, 2004
Get the Canklemug. n.
The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity in the form of a beautiful, lustful, women. She is evil hearted, shallow, and weak willed, but can fool any man into falling for her spell. Her sexy outer shell hides the evil within.
The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity in the form of a beautiful, lustful, women. She is evil hearted, shallow, and weak willed, but can fool any man into falling for her spell. Her sexy outer shell hides the evil within.
I fucked the ultimate Sataness last night and my dick fell off 14 hours later.
That Vanessa is Sataness!
That Vanessa is Sataness!
by David January 22, 2004
Get the Satanessmug. n., adj., interj.: a play on the similarities between "Badnarik" (Michael Badnarik, Libertarian candidate in 2004 for the United States Presidency) and "bad-ass / bad ass," both verbally and by connotation. Popularized by Badnarik's hardcoreness, especially his arrest and imprisonment during the CPD-run Presidential Debates.
Sometimes written as "bad-narik" or "bad narik"
Sometimes written as "bad-narik" or "bad narik"
"Dude, we got the hookup" "Badnarik, dude!"
"The capabilities of this new software are frankly fairly bad-narik"
"Where George go?" "Aw, he over there talkin' to some ladies, he think he a badnarik with all them chains."
"The capabilities of this new software are frankly fairly bad-narik"
"Where George go?" "Aw, he over there talkin' to some ladies, he think he a badnarik with all them chains."
by David October 14, 2004
Get the badnarikmug. ye feckin ejit
Comment submitted: "I don't want to add another definition because this is the best. Having said that I, of course, don't want to delete it!!
I'd like to add 'ye daft ejit' as an alternative example for this definition. It was the most common 'ejit' phrase when I was growin up."
Comment submitted: "I don't want to add another definition because this is the best. Having said that I, of course, don't want to delete it!!
I'd like to add 'ye daft ejit' as an alternative example for this definition. It was the most common 'ejit' phrase when I was growin up."
by david July 24, 2003
Get the ejitmug. jocular abbr. for little brown fucking machine, apparently coined to refer to Vietnamese and other Asian female prostitutes during the Vietnam War, but now reserved almost exclusively for compliant Filipinas and Indonesians, whether professional or not. Frequently used in Hong Kong, but never for male sexual partners.
'You should try the Neptune II in Wanchai if you're looking for a Filipina or Indonesian takeaway. On Sunday afternoons the place is full of lbfms.'
by David December 18, 2003
Get the lbfmmug. Cheap, malt liquor like OE, Mickeys, etc. Black people don't have the money to by more pricier booze, so they blow it off on malt liquor which gets you trashed pretty fast, but tastes like shit. OE is also the color of piss.
by David July 11, 2006
Get the nigger pissmug.