david's definitions

hog fucked

to be violently loved against ones will whilst bound in the style of a swine.

"i peered from the eastern window of my library to find on that most bitter of november mornings, some children were brutally hog-fucking a band of gypsies at the edge of the woods"

by david December 14, 2003

smoke detector

A device in your house that beeps when it detects smoke. It goes off when your toast starts to burn. Every house should have atleast one smoke detector.

If you don't have a smoke detector it would be a good idea to get one.

by David March 8, 2004

NOKC

Naked On Karrie's Chair

Used to denote an inconsiderate or revolting action on the part of a houseguest.

Rinsc: and yesterday morning she sat naked on a chair that karrie sits on to put on her makeup. Karrie was pissed.
bbm: rank
DuD: is he shagging her yet?
bbm: lol

by david July 10, 2004

ton

Means to fight, scrap ect. This word is used down south

You seen that bitch get in Chris face like dat? They bout to ton in dis bitch

by David July 31, 2004

webshots

A webshot is defined as what you may do to celebrate (i.e. drink some form of alcohol) an occasion with someone while partaking in some form of communication over the internet (webcam, voicechat, IM).

Typically used between friends who can't be at the same place at the same time during an event of interest, but wish to still drink to said occasion.

Note: May also be abused as an excuse to drink alone.

screenname1:Happy birthday man! Cheers! *takes shot*
screenname2:Thanks man, cheers! *takes shot as well*

Person: What are you doing? You really shouldn't be drinking alone
Alcoholic Friend: Don't worry man, I'm... I'm taking webshots with a f-friend of mine
Person: Riiiight.

by David May 23, 2008

sponch

sponch- "own" someone or something, in otherwords show your supiriority.

see pwn

I just sponched your gonch!

by David November 4, 2004

Clam Fucker

Someone who constantly wants to fuck people but never has the guts to ask them. Usually someone Who Lacks motivation and watches to many pornos.

Man that's a Pussy Clam Fucker

by David September 13, 2003