busted hyman's definitions

monthly nosebleed

The male equivalent of female menstruation. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).

Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?

Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

AIDS

Asshole Invader's Death Sentence

A disease designed to eradicate all the disgusting, sicko poo punchers from the face of the earth.

I wish Liberace were still alive; of course, he died of AIDS.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Beaver Milk

The aromatic and slippery juices produced and excreted by the human vagina as an aid to lubrication prior to insertion of the penis or digits.

Her cunt was just oozing beaver milk once I started to tongue her clitoris.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Incest

Sexual contact, usually consensual, between two or more members of a nuclear family, such as brother and sister or father and daughter. Generally, the practice is absolutely tabu however it is the norm and completely acceptable in Tasmania and certain parts of the United States.

Johnnie just fucked his little sister, Mary. They are always playing incest.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

half mast

Front zipper or fly of a man's trousers not being fully pulled up.

After he had done a piss, he came out of the can with his fly at half mast.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

bomb thrower

Originally, a term to describe a Catholic participant of the conflict in Northern Ireland. Could now be expanded to include individuals with radical and uncompromising religious views who are quite happy to throw incendary devices at innocent civilians and infidels. Recent examples have occured in Spain, the UK, Sri Lanka and Iraq.

The guy who killed those people on the bus was a bomb thrower.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

show me where the axe hit

The entrance to the human vagina. In reference to the similarity of the shape of an axe wound and the appearance of the opening of a woman's cunt.

Amanda was the first girl to show me where the axe hit her.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006