busted hyman's definitions

poo puncher

A male who inserts his penis into another male person's rectum.

Cyril is such a fucking poo puncher; if you bend over, he'll shove his dirty old cock straight up your sorry ass.

by Busted Hyman September 4, 2007

Sherlock

A derogatory name (derived from Sherlock Holmes) given to someone who makes a revelation or discovery which he thinks is a big deal, but which is common knowledge or very obvious. Usually used in conjunction with "No shit"

Harold finally found out what everyone else already knows....that Michelle, the chick who looks and dresses like a guy, is a raving lesbian. When he told me, I said "No shit, Sherlock?"

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

blackballed

Adjective to describe any male person with very dark skin especially men of African descent.

Those professional basketballers would all be blackballed.

by Busted Hyman July 9, 2006

mercaptan

The short name for a chemical known as methyl mercaptan which is a naturally-occuring but toxic, smelly gas. Its chemical formula is CH4S which is very similar to methane (CH4). Both of these gases are found in farts and the mercaptan is responsible for the stench associated with flatulent activities.

I am paying for eating those boiled eggs for breakfast. I am passing mercaptan and methane with gay abandon.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Whale hunting

The mass-murder of majestic defenseless harmless sea-going mammals by Japanese fishermen- all in the name of science.

Another shameful example of whale hunting with a 20-meter humpback skewered by those Japanese in waters somewhere in the Southern Ocean (nowhere near Japan) all to advance the science of glutony.

by busted hyman July 13, 2009

deep rimming

One step further advanced from rimming, it is the inserting of one's tongue as far as possible into someone's anus for the purposes of deriving pleasure for both the rimmer and the rimmee. Is best done with a clean anus and with rectum devoid of faeces. An incredible turn on for all concerned when performed correctly.

After licking her juicy twat to orgasm in that last 69er, I moved up to the brown and I did some serious deep rimming of her delicious date.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Polly waffle

A piece of shit about 6 inches long. Named after the brand of a chocolate bar which looks just like it.

i just dropped a big greasy polly waffle into the can.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006